Will Rob succeed

[Albion Rob]

Tonight is the night when I have to convince two girls to tell me about their lesbian experiences. But will I succeed?

Here is the form:

It will be in Kings nightclub, Eastbourne.

I will be a bit pissed as otherwise I will be shy.

I will be going up to the girls randomly.

I have done something like this before, in Ibiza, when I got 10 girls to get their tits out and tell me how sluttly they had been on the island.

Tonight is a toughie. I have bouts o confidence and desperation.

VOTE NOW!

 

[Albion Rob]

Shit, didn't make it into a poll.

The options were:

1. Yes

2. No

3. Yes, and end up shagging on eof them too.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

I reckon you've got more chance if you approach girls individually, armed with mrs R Kelly and ask for 3somes. No f***ing around and straight to the point....wallop

 

[CHAPPERS]

Of course you will, you have BIG hands, girls LOVE big hands.

 

[Safeway]

If you're doing it in Kings the chances are you will succeed fantastically because that place is FULL of sluts.

On the downside you'll probably get beaten up. Rough with the smooth and all that.

 

[Albion Rob]

I'm taking NATHAN who was at the United v Albion game, as protection. He's got a f***ing screw loose that boy.

 

[Safeway]

He's a funny fucker. Should be able to wangle a few lezza sessions as well.

 

[Albion Rob]

There was a delightful occasion where his bird and another mate's bird put on a nice long lezza snogging session in Habana in Pevensey Road.

I went home and wanked myself stupid after that.