Wilkins - HE WILL SURVIVE

[Easy 10]

First I was afraid, I was petrified
Thinkin' I could never live without Dean White by my side
But then I spent so many nights
Thinkin' how Dick did me wrong
I'd not had long - but our performances were strong

Now Mickeys back from outer space
I just walked in to find him in my chair and laughing in my face
I should have kicked him in the head
I should have smacked him in the gob
If I'd have known for just one second he'd be back to nick my job
But now I'll go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
Cos I'm not welcome any more
Weren’t you the one who f***ed it up at Coventry ?
Did you think I'd stay here ?
Did you think I'd stir your f***ing tea ?
Oh no, not I. I will survive
Oh as long as I can coach the kids I know that I will thrive
I've got offers from up high
I've got a brother works for Sky
I will survive. I will survive.

I did all the dirty work, pulled the squad apart
Kept trying hard to hold back tears when I ditched Gary Hart
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for Paul Reid, his knees a mess
But then he gobbed off to the press
So now I'll go, and thank the lord
I'm off to bigger better things, I'll take my tactics board
I'll work for someone who appreciates my class
So you can stick your poxy Withdean and your Falmer up your arse...

I'll survive, I will survive

 

[Mendoza]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Titanic]

Oh dear

 

[CHAPPERS]

 

[dannyboy]

quality comedy workmanship

 

[saltash seagull]

that is superb

 

[footychick]

Very good

 

[British Bulldog]

Quality

 

[buller89]

This sums up my reasons for voting Easy10 as my favourite poster perfectly.

 

[Seagullible]

 

[Hiney]

Excellent work, as always

 

[clippedgull]

 

[Lady Bracknell]

An Epic Production that must be saved for posterity!

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

 

[itszamora]

Genius

 

[Jake Manthorpe]

Class.. Can we have you singing it now please

 

[Easy 10]

I've been humming it all morning, can't get it out of my head now
Thx for the kind remarks all.

 

[Mr Burns]

Superb.

That's exactly what I was trying to say in my big rant against the Dick last week

 

[Hungry Joe]

That is very good. Do you know where Wilkins lives? If so I recommend you and a big black trannie serenade him with it as soon as he returns from his gardening leave.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

did he actually say all that?