Why would you stick your penis in a toaster?

[Spun Cuppa]

The bloke with a tambourine stuck on his head was lucky, as he only had mild percussion

 

[Willy Dangle]

I stick mine in my toaster all the time, and my coffee maker, dinner maker, shirt ironer, house cleaner, grocery shopper. She has never thought it strange.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

My ex was a doctor in A&E and some of the stories were insane... A lot of Barbies too.

Christ! Disposable, gas or charcoal?

 

[Durlston]

My ex was a doctor in A&E and some of the stories were insane. Lightbulbs up vaginas, pencils down japseyes, Barbie dolls up arses. The list of objects was ridiculous. A lot of Barbies too.

 

[Guerrero]

An all over tan?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I knew some bloke once who used to stick his knob in beehives. He said it gave him a right buzz.

 

[BuddyBoy]

I prefer a Breville.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

The bloke with a tambourine stuck on his head was lucky, as he only had mild percussion

Groan! Actually made me LOL.

 

[BuddyBoy]

The hoover is my all time favourite. Guy tries to do a hoover. A proper go at a hoover.

 

[The Rivet]

Even if your inclined to use domestic products, surely, unless you like sizzled sausage you'd choose your appliance with care LOL. Dyson suction is way too strong, better make it a cheaper weaker sucker.

 

[pastafarian]

its clear none of you have tried dieting.

plonk your wang on the George Foreman......the difference is immediately noticeable.