Why won't Knight and Perry answer sensible questions?

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

I would like to know how much money the office manager at Brighton and Hove Albion has spent on toilet paper recently. Perhaps the club could also confirm whether they have spent all our money on the luxury of nice soft toilet paper, or whether given the state of the club’s finances they are using the more economic hard paper. I would also like to know whether they have invited the manufacturers of the toilet paper to sponsor a) a match b) a kit or c) one of the leaking portakabin urinals at the Withdean.

I am perfectly within my rights to ask questions like this because it’s a democracy. I have written to the board a number of times about my pressing concerns but have not received a reply. I suspect that their unwillingness to answer these uncomfortable questions points to a conspiracy involving Martin Perry and his dog the Andrex Puppy.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[tedebear]

excellent line of questioning PTB....

One must also wonder about the choice to run with 60watt light bulbs? is this an expense we can spare??

 

[CHAPPERS]

Also, I've always fuond it nice and warm in the club shop even weh nthey have the door open and it's cold outside. What's all that about? We're not paying for heating are we?

 

[Brovion]

Absolutely PTB! I also hope the toilet paper contract was put out to tender and they didn't just go to the first supermarket nearest to Perry's house. It would be far cheaper buying it wholesale and we can't afford to flush money down the toilet like this.

 

[somerset]

I would like to know how much money the office manager at Brighton and Hove Albion has spent on toilet paper recently. Perhaps the club could also confirm whether they have spent all our money on the luxury of nice soft toilet paper, or whether given the state of the club’s finances they are using the more economic hard paper. I would also like to know whether they have invited the manufacturers of the toilet paper to sponsor a) a match b) a kit or c) one of the leaking portakabin urinals at the Withdean.

I am perfectly within my rights to ask questions like this because it’s a democracy. I have written to the board a number of times about my pressing concerns but have not received a reply. I suspect that their unwillingness to answer these uncomfortable questions points to a conspiracy involving Martin Perry and his dog the Andrex Puppy.

On a similar note, I would like to know if there has been an approach made to the water companies about varying the charges for sewage waste disposal. The lower the crowd , the less sh*t to deal with, therefore the charges should be reduced accordingly.

 

[Everest]

Re: Re: Why won't Knight and Perry answer sensible questions?

The lower the crowd , the less sh*t to deal with, therefore the charges should be reduced accordingly.

But we'd have to pay a bloody fortune when Palarse come here next season! Plenty of sh*t to deal with then.

 

[Brovion]

Absolutely PTB! I also hope the toilet paper contract was put out to tender and they didn't just go to the first supermarket nearest to Perry's house. It would be far cheaper buying it wholesale and we can't afford to flush money down the toilet like this.

I know I'm quoting my own post (which is like laughing at your own jokes) but I've just though of something else really important. What if Perry's MUM works in the supermarket? Here we are, lining the pockets of an organisation that is employing members of his family! If you can't see that this is all wrong then that's because you've all got your heads up Dick Tights arse blah blah blah.

 

[Wardy]

Also have we looked at billing the Council for their blantant failure to keep the bird population down in the City. Due to this we have to pay more on grass seeds then we might otherwise of had to.

Also can the club please confirm that when they looked at seating at Withdean they got the cheapest quote, okay the south stand my spend its summer holidays at the golf open, but who pays for it tickets?

 

[bhafc99]

Perry's Tracksuits Bottoms is typical of these aggressive so-called questioners that have started appearing – he clearly registered a year ago with the sole intention of waiting 12 months under deep cover then emerging to hit Perry and Knight where it hurts. With NIMBYism like this to counter, how can we possibly win the argument for musical urinals at Falmer?

 

[tedebear]

I'm sorry BHAFC but musical urinals are really second on the list to my in seat cup holders and knitting rests.

 

[Everest]

Do the club have to pay tree fellers when they hang dangerously over the south stand?

*tree fellers - not 3 blokes*

 

[The Large One]

I thought the urinals at Falmer were all going to have an image of either Archer or Bellotti's face on them.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

During the Falmer March I asked Martin Perry if he would go out with me. He refused to give me a straight answer on that too.

 

[tedebear]

During the Falmer March I asked Martin Perry if he would go out with me. He refused to give me a straight answer on that too.

did you get a crooked one then?

 

[Brovion]

You're all avoiding the issue that I've raised (because I'm SO much more perceptive than anyone else on NSC) that Perry's mum through her wages is bleeding the club white.

What's that you say? How do I know Perry's mum works at the supermarket and is part of this toilet paper rip-off? Well I heard a rumor didn't I? Can't name the source. *taps nose*.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

did you get a crooked one then?

No, he kept trying to change the subject. How anyone can trust a man like that with our great club I just don't know.

 

[The Auditor]

Well at least its got you thinking about cost savings which in the current financial climate are an issue the club will no doubt be please to hear of - dont expect a reply though

 

[tedebear]

Well at least its got you thinking about cost savings which in the current financial climate are an issue the club will no doubt be please to hear of - dont expect a reply though

punctuation dear boy!! (JOKE!!)

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

Well at least its got you thinking about cost savings which in the current financial climate are an issue the club will no doubt be please to hear of - dont expect a reply though