Why is Tevez sucking a dummy...

[Mr C]

...as he celebrates scoring in Man U's 1-1 draw with Blackburn?

 

[Bars Mar]

Because He's a C.unt From A Long Line Of ****s

 

[Simon Morgan]

Fergie's cock wasn't available at the time

 

[csider]

Fergie's cock wasn't available at the time

Baby being born to him/friend/relative?? Did he keep it under his ball bag??

 

[steward 433]

Because He's a C.unt From A Long Line Of ****s

Is the correct answer bars

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Makes you wonder how focussed on a game these muppets are beforehand. Must make sure I've got me gay vest with shit slogan on, must remember to pack dummy. Does me head look like a horse in this alice band?

 

[Cian]

Overdosed on the disco biscuits last night, probably....

 

[fatbadger]

Please, don't tell me it's Ronaldo's butt-plug. I don't want to know.

 

[Easy 10]

He did it in January as a dedication to his daughter, so presumably this was ANOTHER dedication to her again.

She looks about 6 and he carries her everywhere. Perhaps she has something wrong with her. I dunno.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

She looks about 6 and he carries her everywhere. Perhaps she has something wrong with her. I dunno.

Maybe that's his missus.

 

[Lush]

Maybe that's his missus.

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffff.