Why I am not a "Massive Fan"

[CheeseRolls]

Seems on Twitter and NSC today everyone is a massive fan, so I thought I might just detail exactly why I am not a massive fan. If anyone else would care to join me and declare the failings in your devotion.

1 Couldn't be bothered to go to a game until I was 8
2 Only attended a couple of games over the next decade, but still nabbed an FAC Final replay ticket that should have gone to a massive fan.
3 Haven't bothered going to around half the current league grounds yet.
4 Couldn't be asked to go to midweek games at the Priestfield despite having a season ticket.
5 Happy to sit in the family stand with my kids, rather than joining the North Stand Massive
6 Never cried because we lost, but did get something in my eye at home to Donny this year.

Verdict less than massive

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I was not at Hereford and never saw a game at Gillingham.

 

[Hillian1]

I was not at Hereford and never saw a game at Gillingham.

This.

Plus I walked out at 75 minutes last night. Crap fan.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I'm not a massive fan, largely thanks to WeightWatchers.

 

[MattBackHome]

Massive fan:

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Here you go Cheesy, have this:-

 

[magoo]

4 couldn't be asked to go to midweek games at the priestfield despite having a season ticket.

ARSED

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

This.

Plus I walked out at 75 minutes last night. Crap fan.

Infact I don't know how I have the bare faced cheek to even enter the Amex Stadium.

 

[TheMajor]

I have lost all respect for the word "massive" ever since Glenn Murray declared that Crystal Palace FC was this.

 

[Hillian1]

Infact I don't know how I have the bare faced cheek to even enter the Amex Stadium.

Ssshh Uncle, I think we got away with it.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Infact I don't know how I have the bare faced cheek to even enter the Amex Stadium.

I bet you don't have any travel vouchers, either!

 

[oldalbiongirl]

6 Never cried because we lost, but did get something in my eye at home to Donny this year.

Verdict less than massive

Seems there was a lot of debris in the air for that game.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I bet you don't have any travel vouchers, either!

Even worse I park and walk, the ultimate tosser.

 

[chucky1973]

Even worse I park and walk, the ultimate tosser.

and i park in Colden Lane.............strip me of my ST.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

and i park in Colden Lane.............strip me of my ST.

Absolutely f***ing disgraceful !

 

[chucky1973]

Absolutely f***ing disgraceful !

I know, message to myself "look ashamed on Saturday"

 

[Muzzy]

This thread has made me LOL...

If you have attended every game since 1901 then you are the only "massive" fan of BHA.

 

[KneeOn]

My first game was OGH's testimonial. I'm 18 so that puts my first albion game at 14/15.

I was an armchair supporter (if that's possible) from 7 though, and started to drift from Liverpool which my best friend in primary school got me in to. i was a late comer in to really loving football though.

But I am a massive fan because I dont' love the club any less than those who went to Hereford, Preistfield, the FA Cup and subsequent replay.

 

[Norman Potting]

I did think of buying a season ticket at the Goldstone once but didn't, and I did attend some of the last games at the Goldstone (the Orient 4-4 was my last ever). Does this make me a sort of medium sized fan?

 

[Nottseagull]

ARSED

CheeeseRolls has obviously gone through life thinking people are saying 'asked' when really they are saying 'arsed'! However, I blame you Southerners with your long vowels; it wouldn't happen up here!