Why do women hate Fearne Cotton so much?

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

FIY Holly Willoughby is fitter.

Word. My girlfriend hates her as well, though.

 

[Les Biehn]

Willoughby has sweet as bangers but other than that I'm not so keen.

 

[The Wookiee]

Apparently she has loads of tatoos

The largest one being a large fern leaf on her back

 

[crodonilson]

I'd love to have a threesome with her and Gail Tyldsley.

I'd like to retract my earlier statement, I thought this was a thread about Fearn Britton, I want a threesome with Fearn Britton and Gail Tyldsley.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Fearn Britton, on the other hand, is loved by women because she is FATTER than them.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Fearn Britton is already having a threesome when she masturbates.

 

[Diatribe]

Because she ruined Top of the Pops?

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Willoughby has sweet as bangers but other than that I'm not so keen.

She likes you though

 

[bhafc99]

FIY Holly Willoughby is fitter.

Mmm yes...

 

[dylan_bha]

Cotton is supposed to be a dirtbox in the sack, maybe women can sense this and see her as a threat?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Willoughby has sweet as bangers but other than that I'm not so keen.

You must be a gay then. One that likes tits.

You fancy Meatloafs character out of Fight Club don't you.

 

[Mrs Coach]

Met her once. She was rather up her own arse.



......waits for the obvious comments.

 

[The Large One]

My wife hates her because she is irritating, gobby and thin.

Who, Fern or your wife?