Why do women hate Fearne Cotton so much?

[Chesney Christ]

I've never understood it, but every woman on the planet seems to hate Fearne Cotton. My girlfriend does, and my ex before her did as well. Whats it all about?

 

[urbanjim]

Do you call out 'Fearne!'' during romantic encounters?

 

[Chesney Christ]

Do you call out 'Fearne!'' during romantic encounters?

 

[Les Biehn]

Is she that irritating twattwattwattwat who talks in a really patronising manner?

 

[Springal]

shes so fit!!!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Coz she iz well buff innert

 

[Chesney Christ]

Is she that irritating twattwattwattwat who talks in a really patronising manner?

Thats what my girlfriend said when we were watching The Brits. I've never noticed it myself.

 

[Starry]

I like her.

I contacted her through the BBC and asked about buying one of her paintings and she was as sweet and kind as she could possibly be.

 

[Les Biehn]

She is a munt and a cunt.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Baby doll voices are a bit grating and she's very pretty. But I still would until the neighbours complained about the smell, of course.

 

[Titanic]

I have no idea... she seems perfectly nice to me...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39315000/jpg/_39315060_fern.jpg

 

[Lokki 7]

i'd like to make her eyes water.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I find her Fearne, but fair.

I suppose women don't feel comfy in the presence of skinny lesbots they wouldn't have minded being in 6th form college as they find out more about themselves and the stubbly nubs of sociology teachers seeking nude approval of their recent gradings.

 

[crodonilson]

I'd love to have a threesome with her and Gail Tyldsley.

 

[Wozza]

Because she looks like a crack whore?

 

[Titanic]

I suppose women don't feel comfy in the presence of skinny lesbots they wouldn't have minded being in 6th form college as they find out more about themselves and the stubbly nubs of sociology teachers seeking nude approval of their recent gradings.

I suspect there is more than a grain of truth in this

 

[Les Biehn]

I find her Fearne, but fair.

I suppose women don't feel comfy in the presence of skinny lesbots they wouldn't have minded being in 6th form college as they find out more about themselves and the stubbly nubs of sociology teachers seeking nude approval of their recent gradings.

Fo real!

 

[CHAPPERS]

FIY Holly Willoughby is fitter.

 

[Hannibal smith]

I thought my Missus description of her as a Stupid, Gobby Cow was bang on the money.

 

[Pavilionaire]

My wife hates her because she is irritating, gobby and thin.