Why are there no welcome to East Sussex signs !!

[Nottseagull]

some pointless anachronistic ceremony

I thought that was something to do with spiders!

a·nach·ro·nism   [uh-nak-ruh-niz-uhm]
noun
1.
something or someone that is not in its correct historical or chronological time, especially a thing or person that belongs to an earlier time e.g. The sword is an anachronism in modern warfare.
2.
an error in chronology in which a person, object, event, etc., is assigned a date or period other than the correct one e.g. To assign Michelangelo to the 14th century is an anachronism.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

... which includes Crawley. f***ing Crawley.

East wins.

Er......Hastings.

One all?

 

[Daffy Duck]

You lot seem to be concentrating only on the large built-up parts of our glorious Sussex.

Get away from all that and the scenery is beautiful.

And, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't East Sussex one of the most heavily wooded counties in England?