why are all women such slut faced whores?

[Tesco in Disguise]

He was clearly shit in the sack. Personally, I have no sympathy for this looser.

But to show some empathy, ...

oh, the irony.

 

[Les Biehn]

infact, my dad has told me some pretty sick stories, as have other people, about my mother(they're divorced)

so infact, i am a son of a Slut Faced Whore

may explain a bit

Thats quite depressing.

However when they are old enough I will inform my children that their father once had a threes up with a couple of ladies.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Thats quite depressing.

However when they are old enough I will inform my children that their father once had a threes up with a couple of ladies.

is a bit aint it



i hope my kids don't find out what i did last night

 

[Les Biehn]

is a bit aint it



i hope my kids don't find out what i did last night

Tell me

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Tell me

got really, really hammered on loads of spirits that i found in my flatmates cupboard, with the jewish kid from downstairs, took a bit of khat, invited the girl from across the way over to mine, i'll leave the rest up to your imagination


but it involves a bum hole

 

[Les Biehn]

got really, really hammered on loads of spirits that i found in my flatmates cupboard, with the jewish kid from downstairs, took a bit of khat, invited the girl from across the way over to mine, i'll leave the rest up to your imagination


but it involves a bum hole

The Jewish kid f***ed you?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

The Jewish kid f***ed you?

you're on the right lines

 

[Les Biehn]

you're on the right lines

The Jewish kid f***ed you while the girl watched it?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

The Jewish kid f***ed you while the girl watched it?

that'd be SWEET


but no

keep trying

the jewish kid wasn't there

 

[Les Biehn]

that'd be SWEET


but no

keep trying

the jewish kid wasn't there

The girl straped on and smashed in your back pasty?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'll give you a clue


it wasn't my bum hole

 

[Les Biehn]

i'll give you a clue


it wasn't my bum hole

All joking aside you obviously done her up the wrongal. Was she really that easy? Was she ugly and did she like it?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

All joking aside you obviously done her up the wrongal. Was she really that easy? Was she ugly and did she like it?

we were both f***ed which helped a bit

and no, she's not ugly, pretty fit actually, always knew she wanted a bit of me as she's best friends with my flatmate,who tells me everything


one problem is that she's northern

 

[Les Biehn]

we were both f***ed which helped a bit

and no, she's not ugly, pretty fit actually, always knew she wanted a bit of me as she's best friends with my flatmate,who tells me everything


one problem is that she's northern

Northern girls are dirt and a good laugh. The only problem is they are mental.

 

[Clothes Peg]

This thread is warped.

 

[Les Biehn]

Tomathy darling, did you prep her with some rimming?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Tomathy darling, did you prep her with some rimming?

nah


the anal was after a reletively long sesh, she didn't need prepping

 

[Les Biehn]

nah


the anal was after a reletively long sesh, she didn't need prepping

How baggy was he tea towel holder?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

tea towel holder?!


not that loose actually

i didn't have my dick in a clowns pocket thats for sure

 

[Les Biehn]

tea towel holder?!


not that loose actually

i didn't have my dick in a clowns pocket thats for sure

tea towel holder is bum hole.