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Why Allardyce got rejected.
A source close to Big Sam revealed that given he managed in the football wilderness known as Lancashire; Big Sam sought to beef up on his footie knowledge by reading through the popular internet message board of a struggling south coast championship side. Armed with this wealth of football related knowledge the big man attended an interview with Brian Barwick.
Extracts from the transcript are as follows:
Barwick: So Big Sam what do you think of Luis Felipe Scolari?
Big Sam: He is a mowtchops. Fact
Barwick: er Ok then. How would you relate to female England fans.
Big Sam: I wouldn’t. They are all slut faced whores.
Barwick: Say that again?
Big Sam: Fixtures, Kanschelskis..is there an echo in here?
Barwick: If the team played badly what would you say to the press?
Big Sam: I would say that the team was inert or inept. In fact I would mumble it quickly so that the interviewers would not understand.
Barwick: How would you discipline players?
Big Sam: Easy. I know this one. Sling them off the team coach right?
Barwick: Is there a team that you would definitely never pick a player from?
Big Sam: Blackburn err no Palarse!!
Barwick: Players you don’t like?
Big Sam: Supermarket Trolley and Dirting Cheating Diving Scum Johnson.
Barwick: Thank you. I will be in touch
A source close to Big Sam revealed that given he managed in the football wilderness known as Lancashire; Big Sam sought to beef up on his footie knowledge by reading through the popular internet message board of a struggling south coast championship side. Armed with this wealth of football related knowledge the big man attended an interview with Brian Barwick.
Extracts from the transcript are as follows:
Barwick: So Big Sam what do you think of Luis Felipe Scolari?
Big Sam: He is a mowtchops. Fact
Barwick: er Ok then. How would you relate to female England fans.
Big Sam: I wouldn’t. They are all slut faced whores.
Barwick: Say that again?
Big Sam: Fixtures, Kanschelskis..is there an echo in here?
Barwick: If the team played badly what would you say to the press?
Big Sam: I would say that the team was inert or inept. In fact I would mumble it quickly so that the interviewers would not understand.
Barwick: How would you discipline players?
Big Sam: Easy. I know this one. Sling them off the team coach right?
Barwick: Is there a team that you would definitely never pick a player from?
Big Sam: Blackburn err no Palarse!!
Barwick: Players you don’t like?
Big Sam: Supermarket Trolley and Dirting Cheating Diving Scum Johnson.
Barwick: Thank you. I will be in touch
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