Who's got the cold?

[Virgos Magician]

I Have

 

[33057 Seagull]

Sore throat, hacking cough, can't shake it off.



A pint helps & garling with Port.

 

[rogue]

I've had one now for about 3 weeks.Every time i think it's giong it comes back again.Normally i can shift them after a week but not this time.
I keep a parrot,do you think i might of caught bird flu?

 

[Beeercan]

Had it last week, cough is still funny but apart from that i'm alll good

 

[B.M.F]

I have been vomiting or feeling like vomiting for 3 weeks now. Think I would rather have a cold about now

 

[33057 Seagull]

Cough, cough...

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Sore throat, hacking cough, can't shake it off.

Same here.

 

[Bakesy]

I had 2 days of the shits at the beginning of the week, now i've got an absolute stinker of a cold..........


I don't normally get colds, and have cast iron guts that never get upset.......

 

[Bluejuice]

Told work I did

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Awful, been in bed two days now, not quite the flu but nasty

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Awful, been in bed two days now, not quite the flu but nasty

Same.

And it's my birthday on Monday. Please go away horrible mr cold

 

[33057 Seagull]

A couple of pints at the Romans & now feel much better for it.

 

[The British National Party]

Awful, been in bed two days now, not quite the flu but nasty

The difference between a cold and a flu.

Cold, we all go about our daily business, sniff sniff, cough cough, a flu? well, you are bed ridden. They say, if you see a twenty pound note outside and you manage to get out and retrieve it then you haven't a flu. Flu is when you are in bed and feel like George best , flu like symptoms.

 

[Starry]

My husband has a man cold and came home from work early yesterday and took to his death bed and has lounged on the sofa all day today demanding lucozade and soup.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

I have a cold too. Can't wait to freeze my nuts off at Withdean tomorrow

 

[Lady Bracknell]

I've got it. It's horrible and I'm grumpy.

 

[Bigtomfu]

I have been vomiting or feeling like vomiting for 3 weeks now. Think I would rather have a cold about now

Not quite three weeks for me, something tells me it was the f***ing rancid excuse for a burger i had before the palace game that caused it.


I always have a hot dog, but they had none ready- cheeky buggers probably gave me a croydon special with AIDS feck all over it....

 

[Bigtomfu]

My husband has a man cold and came home from work early yesterday and took to his death bed and has lounged on the sofa all day today demanding lucozade and soup.

And don't knock the man cold- they can be absolute killers if not served the correct amount of soup and lucozade!

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

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