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Who would you most like to re-enact the pottery wheel scene from Ghost with?



I'd do it with Bill Oddie. Him behind me, his chubby little hands slippery with clay pawing at my bare chest, his wispy beard getting flicked with specks of mud. It would be *the* most erotic and sensual experience of my life.
 




Trufflehound

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Aug 5, 2003
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The democratic and free EU
I'd do it with Bill Oddie. Him behind me, his chubby little hands slippery with clay pawing at my bare chest, his wispy beard getting flicked with specks of mud. It would be *the* most erotic and sensual experience of my life.

Trouble is he wouldn't be able to suppress his hamster half, and he'd be up on the wheel scurrying about in no time.
 












seagull_special

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Jun 9, 2008
2,989
Abu Dhabi
John Prescott and Jo Brand - excuse me for a few minutes I need to find some tissue
 














Chapper's Own Goal

New member
Dec 29, 2008
33
Johnny Vegas!!!! those dulcet St.Helen's tones in your lughole.......and he's a skilled potter so you get double-bubble , the experience and a nice vase for the mantelpiece. !!!!
 




Cheeky Monkey

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Jul 17, 2003
23,616
Probably Ding the snooker player, or the guy who voiced the robot Tik-Tok in the 1985 film Return to Oz (dodgy follow up to the Wizard of Oz)
 


















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