Who would you like to see cut the ribbon at Falmer?

[Biscuit]

SLIM, DESSIE, DIKKIE, PERRIE, BRACKNELL!

 

[Lammy]

Dick Knight no question.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I personally think the Queen should do it.

You can't get bigger than her.


Anyone else have any suggestions?

Oh no. Anyone know the last football stadium opened by the Queen?




Bradford City.

 

[Ezekiel Rowe]

archer and belloti

then we can hang them on the flag posts for all to see

do you think they would come

Don't think they'd get that excited...but I'll bring some Kleenex.

 

[Blackadder]

Dick Knight and Ernest.

Ernest would have to wear a "Dick, your the man" Tee Shirt, of course.

 

[Gwylan]

Don't think they'd get that excited...but I'll bring some Kleenex.

Actually, that's exactly what happens to people who have been hanged.

Might be their biggest thrill ever.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

a who's who of albion legends.......Dk BZ wardy reinault etc & then have stuart stor picking the ball up at the half way line, running down the pitch & blasting the ball into the south goal which will set off a million fireworks


that will be set off by withdean's phantom firework flinger

 

[SK1NT]

jordan, naked

dk

fatboy slim

des

prescott?

or one of the nimbys

 

[kevinsmith]

All the crew at Southern Counties.

Only joking as they are a joke.

Got to be Dick Knight with Fat Boy Slim

 

[Barnet Seagull]

John Prescott.

well, maybe...

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

andy naylor

 

[Meade's Ball]

Is Mrs McClusky still alive?

 

[Wardy]

How about auction it off to help pay for it? The person who bids the most gets to be part of the celbrations and help someone more famous cut the ribbon.

 

[Robbie G]

Dick Knight, Fat Boy Slim

 

[NMH]

Archer and Belotti ?
Why not, and followed by a few hungry hyaenas (I believe that animal doesn't necessarily kill it's prey before eating it).

It WOULD be an excellent spectacle to open with!

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

Jim Bowen, Paul Daniels, Jimmy Tarbuck and Floella Benjamin.

 

[Ernest]

Elvis Presley

 

[Yoda]

Do you think Mendoza could get Sir Geoff Hurst to do it?

 

[aftershavedave]

fred the argus man would be an absolutely fantastic gesture, what a great idea...

 

[Keith B Wetherill]

It has to be Mr B&HA Dick Knight accompanied by FRED (Argus)
Hope Caplin is busy that day!!