Who would win in a race?

[dunno]

Judging by the fact that the two other people in the photo of Sally have only just STARTED and Sally is at the finishing line, I reckon Sally is mega fast. So Sally would win, particularly as Kiel would be too busy Chomping at a bit of metal cable at the starting line for no apparent reason

 

[Gluteus Maximus]

Kiel. There's a big bastard MAGNET on the finishing line and Kiel's teeth have more steel than the rods in Sally's legs.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Are you not thinking of Howard Keel, who would limp in a distant third having been pushing up the daisies for the last 2 years...?

Quite possibly!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Sally would win.

I believe that Keil is racked with Parkinsons or some dibilitating disease.

However in his PRIME (Spy Who Loved Me & Moonraker) I would have Keil down as a winner.

 

[Da Man Clay]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Kiel

I would say Keil, Considering he has the unfair use of a motor scooter.

 

[Hungry Joe]

I'm going for a dead heat.

 

[Hiney]

100 year dash

With this information I might have to CHANGE my answer to Sally. You need a lot of ENERGY to run for 100 years and I think Sally would be more likely to be HYPERACTIVE enough to cope with this

 

[CHAPPERS]

I think I meant to write YARDS there by I'll stick with YEAR. That's a race of EPIC proportions.

 

[Hungry Joe]

I love the idea of a 100 year dash, it's almost Milliganesque.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Still be a dead heat though.

 

[Trufflehound]

Still be a dead heat though.

Now, if they had a dead heat, Howard Keel WOULD win that one...

 

[surrey jim]

Royal Sally, she's on the finish line

 

[hans kraay fan club]

After Moonraker Kiel 's career abruptly halted, and he ended up working as a security guard at an amusement arcade in Dubai. This is 100% true. We used to see him when we were out shopping, and we were terrified of the bloke. He was enormous.

There are not many thieves in Dubai, given that getting your hands cut off is quite the deterent, but I imagine he would have practiced his running in case he had to chase one.

So Kiel it is, most probably with Sally hugging one of his legs.

 

[Safeway]

Got to be SALLY, look at her LUNCHBOX.

 

[ali jenkins]

Royal Sally hands down!