who would play you in NSC- the movie?

[H block]

I look fat in this one though.

 

[Les Biehn]

I look fat in this one though.

Fat titties maybe.

 

[Trufflehound]

If someone fancies Jimmy Crankie does it make them straight, gay or a paedo?

Certifiable.

 

[Les Biehn]

If someone fancies Jimmy Crankie does it make them straight, gay or a paedo?

Surely it makes them Les Battersby.

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Although neither really resembles me, I think it'd have to be Robert Downey Jr. for my current self, and Bill Oddie for flash-forwards to my future self.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Oliver Read

 

[Les Biehn]

Michael Clarke Duncan

 

[fatfingers]

Barny from The Simpsons

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Matt le Blanc (although I would quite like to be played by John Travolta or Sylvesta Stallone)

 

[Titanic]

Either John Parrot or Tony Lewis, neither of them actors... but in 'NSC the movie' that probably wouldn't matter much

 

[Seagullible]

Norman Cooke

 

[Thimble Keegan]

Johnny Rotten.

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Rustington BHA

 

[Trufflehound]

Anne Widdicombe

 

[Guinness Boy]

I'd like to shag Anne Widdicombe

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

 

[Man of Harveys]

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Frank Sidebottom

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Colin Firth

 

[Trigger]

 

[Silent Bob]

Jason Lee (not the pineapple headed one)