[Politics] Who would be in your celebrity Cabinet?

[Dick Head]

• PM: Big Ronnie
• Deputy PM: Big Brayden
• Chancellor: Gary Stevenson
• Foreign Secretary: Bald and Bankrupt
• Home Secretary: James O'Brien
• Levelling Up, Housing and Communities: Isambard Kingdom Brunel
• Environment, Food and Rural Affairs: Jack Hargreaves
• Culture, Media and Sport : Eve Muirhead
• Enterprise and Net Zero: Dale Vince
• Defence: Perun
• Cabinet Office: Gordon Ramsay
• Education: Ray Mears
• Justice: Horace Rumpole
• Health and Social Care: Gillian McKeith
• Women and Equalities: Andrew Tate
• Work and Pensions: Vicky Pollard
• Minister for Common Sense: Confucius

 

[crodonilson]

PM: Ruel Fox
Chancellor: Moira Stewart
Foreign Secretary: Rustie Lee
Home Secretary: Liz Costa
Education Secretary: Stephen Mulhern
Health Secretary: Rylan
Culture, Media and Sport: Rylan
Justice: Rylan
Work and Pensions: Jordan

 

[Nobby]

PM: Harry Pearce (Spooks)

Chancellor: Gordon Brown (come on, he may be a figment of our imagination now, but...)

Foreign Secretary: James Bond

Home Secretary: Jane Marple

Levelling Up, Housing and Communities: Archimedes

Environment, Food and Rural Affairs: Conan the Barbarian

Culture, Media and Sport : David Baddiel

Enterprise and Net Zero: Tony Bloom

Defence: Robocop

Cabinet Office: Sir Humphrey Appleby

Education: Professor Severus Snape

Archimedes -

 

[Glawstergull]

Chancellor

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Number 1 was Peter Ward......Number Two was Peter Ward etc

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Was he the Chancellor who left the “cupboard is bare” message.
Another one incoming…..

Severus Snape - BTW - brilliant……

No, that was Alistair Darling.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Archimedes -

I'm glad somebody spotted that or I would have felt my work here is wasted

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

No, that was Alistair Darling.

Thanks Thunder.

 

[GT49er]

PM Jim Hacker.

No competition!