Who says Millwall fans are thick...?

[Lincolnshire Seagull]

You have to feel for the bloke. He's a football fan like the rest of us after all.

 

[DerbyGull]

Billwall :

Listen Stu is a good lad, he works for me as a labourer & while he aint the wilson... what do you expect for £20 a day? I think some of you lot should be ashamed of yourselves taking the rise out of a fellow Wall fan, to be fair he's never been the same since Black Nev (we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville) dropped a hod load of bricks on Stu's swede a couple of years back, someone shouted watchout & Stu looked up to see who was barking at him & caught about 24 bricks slap bang on his boat. So think on hey before you start digging him out.

 

[Billy the Fish]

That's quality.

 

[philsussex]

Wonder how long this one is going to run.

Gotta feel sorry for the bloke - he comes across as a pretty decent fella in his posts.

You reckon that Charlton will have come up with any Stuwall based chants when they visit the Den?

 

[PHCgull]

aww cute

 

[Notters]

Noone actually asked Hume what he did for other games though!

 

[Skaville]

priceless

cock of the week is genius as well

Possibly the best new idea for NSC yet.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Does Gary Cheesefinger in post 79 remind anyone of one of NSC's finest?

Can't say I blame the guy though, it was a bloody good read.

 

[The Wizard]

Can't say I blame the guy though, it was a bloody good read.

The question is though, would you have a go on him WITHOUT a condom?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

The question is though, would you have a go on him WITHOUT a condom?

He's Millwall. I ain't being anyones AIDS mule.

 

[DerbyGull]

Who's the Brighton fan that left the comment then?

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

That was hilarious! I feel sorry for the guy, he doesn't seem to be all there though.

 

[Blackadder]

priceless

cock of the week is genius as well

Was it Cock of the week? or the opposite gender?

 

[fataddick]

You reckon that Charlton will have come up with any Stuwall based chants when they visit the Den?

Sadly I think our singing contingent aren't sharp enough to come up witha anything that spontaneous (yes, a week's notice is "spontaneous" to us).

Would be great if so, though.

"Who's that sat in Stuwall's seat?" with massed fingers pointing at block 4sounds like a good start!

 

[MikeySmall]

Just spoke to him and he's feeling a little embarrassed. Basically, he was pished when he made the post and just didn't make the connection. He wasn't gonna go to the game at all, or join me for that drink, but I think we've persuaded him to now.

Surely its irrelevant if he was pissed when he made the post - he still went and bought another ticket.

 

[Gwylan]

priceless

cock of the week is genius as well

Quite like that idea - I think there'd be a lot of competition on NSC though.

 

[Hercules Rockerfeller]

Surely its irrelevant if he was pissed when he made the post - he still went and bought another ticket.

The girl in the ticket office didn't help. She told him his seat and been sold and it confused him. I know it seems obvious now and there is not a lot more I can say to defend him, but.... well, I dunno. He's a nice bloke!

.... What I should have added is that he went to the ticket office to buy two tickets for non-season ticket holders. He basically wanted to move his season ticket and sit with them for this one game, which you can do, but the girl in the ticket office told him his ticket had been sold anyway. She didn't say that it was obviously sold as it is his ticket, just that he couldn't have it cos it is sold. He assumed this was because of extra segregation etc.

 

[in_the_sand]

Has anyone seen this? Some blind idiot who can't look 5 posts down on a forum so has to repost it!

Millwall fan! - North Stand Chat

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Its in the Metro today

 

[little al]

Its in the Metro today

Haha, loving the headline!!

Stupid football fan becomes internet laughing stock over ticket confusion
A dim-witted Millwall football fan has become an internet laughing stock after getting hopelessly confused about his own season ticket.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/816686-stupid-football-fan-becomes-internet-laughing-stock-over-ticket-confusion