Who knows more about footy?

[Stumpy Tim]

I wondered who the 2nd one was....

Not even going to reply to your other comment.

sorry bb. I'm sure you're good with a vacuum cleaner as well. I just haven't been able to find anyone to back that up

 

[Lady Bracknell]

I wouldn't let that go Roz. Fight back

I can't. He's too busy doing some vacuum cleaning....

There's a difference between not understanding something because of your age and plain not understanding something.

Ooh! Young Man! Saucers of milk or wot?

 

[BrightonBird]

Oh the humour. Dwayne and Stumpy Tim versus the world.

 

[zefarelly]

I worry about Stumpy Tim . . .he s a bit girly sometimes

maybe its the Aussie heat getting to him

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Oh the humour. Dwayne and Stumpy Tim versus the world.

I'm not taking on the world. Not even taking you on. My posts are in jest, as I'm sure Lush & roz know seeing as I've known them for a couple of years.

Actually, I'm trying to end yet another stupid anti-dwayne poll which happens every couple of days. Personally I feel they're more annoying than what dwayne says in the first place

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I worry about Stumpy Tim . . .he s a bit girly sometimes

maybe its the Aussie heat getting to him

I wish mate - rained all afternoon. Gutted

 

[BrightonBird]

And I'll let you off ST considering you don't know me either. My humour is a little strange at the best of times.

 

[Lush]

I voted for dwayne. Girls don't know anything about football. That's a scientific fact. There's no actual "proof" to back this up, but it is a fact.

I understand that Roz & Lush are terrific with a vacuum cleaner however

Yes... and you're very big and brave from the other side of the world. You wait until I see you, I'll give you a lesson you'll never forget. Where's that vacuum cleaner?

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Yes... and you're very big and brave from the other side of the world. You wait until I see you, I'll give you a lesson you'll never forget. Where's that vacuum cleaner?

Yeah, Timbo! Not for nowt did the advert for Hoovers used to be: "BEATS as it sweeps as it cleans"!

 

[Stumpy Tim]

If I wanted to be attacked by a vacuum cleaner, I would do that in the privacy of my own home.

All sounds very tempting though. I'll be on the next flight home

 

[Lady Bracknell]

See you at Heathrow then. I'll be the one in the Albion shirt carrying a copy of the offside rule and an extension hose.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

See you at Heathrow then. I'll be the one in the Albion shirt carrying a copy of the offside rule and an extension hose.

Seeing as we have already established that women know nothing about football (remember, it's a scientific fact) then I assume it will be used to stand on, so you can look above the swarm of people that is my fanclub

 

[Lush]

Seeing as we have already established that women know nothing about football (remember, it's a scientific fact) then I assume it will be used to stand on, so you can look above the swarm of people that is my fanclub

Don't know if they'll let you bring all those wombats into the country....

 

[aftershavedave]

now it may be a little non-pc to stick up for dwayne but i actually do think he knows a bit about football, else he's lightening quick at google and cut-and-paste football facts. my money's on ginge, although bb hasn't been around long enough to demonstrate any particular footballing knowledge.

but any girl into "self-fisting" by her own admision is more than welcome on here.

 

[BrightonBird]

but any girl into "self-fisting" by her own admision is more than welcome on here.

Afters - you are giving everyone the wrong impression of me.

 

[fatbadger]

ah, but 'information' and 'knowledge' are wholly different things ...

 

[aftershavedave]

Afters - you are giving everyone the wrong impression of me.

only a joke bb !!

 

[Safeway]

i actually do think he knows a bit about football, else he's lightening quick at google and cut-and-paste football facts.

Almost certainly the latter.

I honestly don't think I've ever seen Dwayne make an even slightly informed comment about The Albion regarding tactics, formations or players. Anyone can cast dispertions on the board, we all do that.

Although not having been on NSC for a very long time, I've already read Brighton Bird discussing the merits of the diamond formation, giving her opinion on players and generally displaying a genuine knowledge of the game and The Albion in particular.

BB for me.

 

[watsongooal]

With safeway on that. At least with BB it comes out of her head, I am sure Dwane sits their with a Rothmans Football yearbook and just states random facts.

And I fancy BB

 

[Trigger]

And I fancy BB

Can i just point out that the pic on her avatar isn't actually her...