Who (if anyone) will officially open the Amex?

[Lord Bamber]

Michael Owen

 

[Martinf]

Lewes Lib Dems. Now they've got more time on their hands.

 

[Art Vs Science]

Michael Owen

Would that be considered the 'Grand' Opening?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Lewes Lib Dems. Now they've got more time on their hands.

Yes indeedy. Councillor Melanie Cutress could make a speech.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Melanie will cuttress the tape.

 

[Marc]

you know when they smash bottles against ships to name them, can we lynch up Archer & Belotti and smash them into the AMEX?

 

[Giraffe]

I know but I'm not saying

 

[clippedgull]

Osama bin Laden

I was thinking of Norman Baker, but Osama would be a laugh, it could bring the whole stadium down!

 

[Braders]

Pippa Middleton

 

[southwickseagull]

There is only one person. Who, without all his work, there would be no stadium! DICK KNIGHT. Well in my opinion anyway.

 

[bobby smith]

Bobby z

 

[Sooty the Thief]

Once I took my puppy dog for a walk and he did a poo on the pavement and I did not clear it up, then an old lady trod in it and slipped on her bum. It was funny.

 

[bobby smith]

Bobby z

and WARDY 2gether

 

[tangfastic]

you know when they smash bottles against ships to name them, can we lynch up Archer & Belotti and smash them into the AMEX?

i just asked the club and they said yes we can do this

 

[Fef]

Pippa Middleton

Oh yes purrlease!

 

[Giraffe]

There is only one person. Who, without all his work, there would be no stadium! DICK KNIGHT. Well in my opinion anyway.

There is only one person who, without all his MONEY, there would be no stadium. TONY BLOOM.

 

[dingodan]

For the avoidance of conflict, I'll do it.

Pass the scisorz

 

[Samej]

i hadn't thought about this till someone asked me yesterday. got me thinking who might be lined up to do it and who we'd want to do it. had a quick look on wikipedia to see who'd opened other new grounds :

Stadium:mk / Pride Park - the Queen
Emirates - Prince Philip
Stadium of Light - Prince Andrew
Ricoh Arena - Dame Kelly Holmes and the Sports Minister
Reebok - John Prescott
Walkers - Gary Lineker

my mate reckoned we might get William and Kate and it would be great publicity for the Amex. to which i replied we don't need anymore publicity cos the whole world already knows about the Amex and there's not enough seats to go round as it is.

Norman Baker

 

[fire&skill]

Will he arrive in a Mus-Limo? and be eating a 1901 lunch special of Jihaddock and chips

That's just shia foolishness

 

[Art Vs Science]

That's just shia foolishness