I literally cannot fathom how you have resisted but you will reap the rewards on Saturday no doubt, it will be fantastic for you.
I take it you are talking about him shaving his balls
Nope, not been to it, or a pair of exposed balls other than my own recently. Should be great on Saturday. Getting there for just after midday to patrol the area and get a feel of things. Then when the doors open i'll have a pint and get a look at the hand-dryers in the toilets. I tend to think them first and foremost are a sign of quality in an establishment. Lukewarm air blown onto my wet hands will leave me feeling a little disappointed. A skin-ruffling Dyson Airblade and i'll be over the moon.
in good time and have a bit of a look around, find my grandads memorial stone,
If you're in 1901 then do you get a fair virgin maiden blowing gently across your palms? Well you ought to the amount you've paid! (Note the sarcasm).
If i were a 1901er then i'd want options. Everyone likes a virgin, don't get me wrong, but a plump, cavernous granny would be sometimes necessary. The scent of 53 years of intense smoking left on my fingers thanks to her wheezy drying might add to the flavour of it all.
Had a mince around the site about a year ago during construction (just before the West arch went up), plus a few visits to Village Way to kop a sneaky peek through the hoardings, but I've not been to see the finished article yet.
I am quite literally defecating in my pants right now about Saturday. Cannot WAIT.