Who else on NSC is a pansy?

[Digweeds Trousers]

What with Easy 10 and his soft hands and Marshy and his poor blistered heel, who else on here has a propensity for soft pathetic injuries?

Me first, I have an ingrowing toenail which is agony if left for too long, so to keep playing football has to be dug out and well-maintained on a weekly basis, usually after a long bath, when the nail is soft.

 

[Lammy]

I got some serious arse chaf after walking from West Dean to Jevington and back...

 

[lincs seagull]

I stabed my thumb with a screw driver and it has gone a little septic

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

I got some serious arse chaf after walking from West Dean to Jevington and back...

Vaseline is the answer.

I did a 25-mile walk in the Yorkshire Dales (called the Three Peaks Challenge or something) and THAT was chafing I can tell you!!

I was walking like you do when you're a kid and you get out of the sea wearing wet shorts for about a week.

 

[Scarface]

Nope I'm a double hard bastard!

 

[H2O]

Nope I'm a double hard bastard!

Your double hard! you should be on the thread about how big is yours!!!

 

[Yoda]

Tore my hamstring last winter.

 

[Lammy]

Vaseline is the answer.

I did a 25-mile walk in the Yorkshire Dales (called the Three Peaks Challenge or something) and THAT was chafing I can tell you!!

I was walking like you do when you're a kid and you get out of the sea wearing wet shorts for about a week.

My prayers have been answered!



a lill' dab'll do ya!

 

[Easy 10]

I was incapacitated earlier this year due to some insect bites on my legs. My shins and ankles swelled up to the point where I couldn't walk or even drive. I ended up missing the Bristol Rovers game because of it as well.

People took the piss of course, but it was AGONY I tells ya. Oh, and I poked myself in the eye on Friday, and that bloody hurt as well.

 

[Easy 10]

My prayers have been answered!



a lill' dab'll do ya!

WHEYHEYYY

Lammy is LUBING UP

 

[Meade's Ball]

Wasps and bees sting me in my bed. I hear them buzz and it terrifies me.

 

[Gazwag]

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Marshy]

Vaseline has only one use in my opinion...and its not for my heels !

 

[Scarface]

Your double hard! you should be on the thread about how big is yours!!!

I am!

 

[Lammy]

Vaseline has only one use in my opinion...and its not for my heels !

Why would putting vaseline on my heels help my arse chaf?

 

[Lammy]

WHEYHEYYY

Lammy is LUBING UP

That infuriating squeeking noise when I mince is all but gone!

 

[Marshy]

Why would putting vaseline on my heels help my arse chaf?

Keep up lammy.

The blisters on my feet werent half as painful as the deep heat on my nuts ! bastard grabbed them as i was bending over....weh hey !

Even after i washed it off i was tingling the whole 90 mins....kept me running though !

 

[Lammy]

....kept me running though !

and warm!

 

[captainmorganrum]

Earlier this year I broke my finger....making the bed.

I was so ashamed

 

[virgirlo]

Vaseline has only one use in my opinion...and its not for my heels !

you know what i think about vaseline!!