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Who do you want under the Mistletoe



Uncle Spielberg

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You have been granted an Uncle Spielberg wish for a bit of tongue action under the Mistletoe this Xmas with one person, can be famous , a film star or pop star, a colleague, a friend, anyone is allowed, tv star, even if you have had a disturbing fantasy for Claire Balding or Norris from Coronation Street that is allowed.

Who is it to be ?
 




Uncle Spielberg

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Uncle Spielberg

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Emily Blunt - beautiful and talented :love:
 


bhafc99

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Dubai
I'll let my avatar answer that for me.
 




crodonilson

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Nelly Furtado

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Uncle Spielberg

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photos of your intended prey are essential
 


Man of Harveys

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Selma Hayek
 




Publius Ovidius

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MOH obviously, but failing that, lorriane Kelly


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Uncle Spielberg

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Dave the Gaffer said:
MOH obviously, but failing that, lorriane Kelly


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Thats pure filth Dave :lolol:
 




Uncle Spielberg

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Dave, Colin and Lorraine in a sweaty menage a trois :O
 








Man of Harveys

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So - I'd be having big seasonal misteltoe BUNKUP with...

Selma Hayek, Dave, Lorraine Kelly, GARTH AND Desert Orchid's now-putrid carcass and...fat-assed widow cook Nigella Lawson...room for any more?
 




Publius Ovidius

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fat arsed widow cook!!!!!!!


Wash your potty mouth out with soap young man.

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Uncle Spielberg

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Gordon Ramsey could liven things up, Les Biehn would like to do him I reckon
 




Uncle Spielberg

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Louissa Lytton - pure filth
 




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