Who do you think this could be?

[El Presidente]

Received from the superb Popbitch newsletter?

"Which recently-transferred footballer
features in photos obtained by a Sunday
newspaper with his head in a pile of cocaine?
No doubt the trouble-loving moron hopes his
new club has the power to hush up the story"

 

[Marc]

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY!

david lee

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Popbitch is MONEY.

Its gotta be the Roonster hasn't it?

 

[SK1NT]

owen? beckham?

 

[Northstander]

That Dick who used to be at Chelsea? A young lad...whatisname now

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

woodgate.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

It's probably smack or dandruff the silly c.......

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

I've changed my mind. I'm going for Woodgate now...

 

[Northstander]

I reckon Chris Iwelumo!!

 

[Wozza]

News of the World have been sitting on the story for two weeks apparently.

(Meanwhile, news just in - Stuart has dumped Michelle!!!!11)

 

[Northstander]

I's got to be one of three:

Rooney, Woodgate or Owen (NOT!)

Which of the first two is it?... Think I have to go for Woodgate...

 

[SK1NT]

yea woodgate probably! great impression the english footballers are making for themselves

 

[Marshy]

Dwight Yorke i reckon.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

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[Ex-Staffs Gull]

Alan Smith !!!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

So many to choose from it's embarrassing really

 

[chez]

Alan Smith !!!

Yes, that would be excellent.

 

[B.M.F]

Yes, that would be excellent.

you do know how to shock me mate
feckin manure scum, hope it is that baked bean (or bottle of tommy ketchup) that has joined Munure.