who do you reckon is going to open the envelope...............

[jakeella]

from the ODPM?I WOULD COMPARE IT TO OPENING YOUR EXAM RESULTS x 1 MILLION ON THE STRESS COUNTER.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Someone at the club?

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

And someone from each of the other interested parties?

 

[The Oldman]

Not me!

 

[Easy 10]

I reckon it'll be Bruce Forsythe. The envelope will be handed to him by Carol Vorderman in a gold spangly figure-hugging dress, and it will be film in front of a live studio audience.

Like Cheers.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

If they want me to i'll do it. I can imagine them all being like when you get exam results and you say oh you open it for me please please.

Then I will pull a face and go sorry lads its bad news and when they start crying then say ONLY JOKING its a yes!!!!!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

A postman?

 

[Silent Bob]

If they want me to i'll do it. I can imagine them all being like when you get exam results and you say oh you open it for me please please.

Then I will pull a face and go sorry lads its bad news and when they start crying then say ONLY JOKING its a yes!!!!!

 

[Artois]

I wonder how tempted the postman is to OPEN it.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I wonder how tempted the postman is to OPEN it.

and sell an exclusive

 

[Stinky Kat]

from the ODPM?I WOULD COMPARE IT TO OPENING YOUR EXAM RESULTS x 1 MILLION ON THE STRESS COUNTER.

Dicks PA?

 

[Meade's Ball]

I reckon it'll be Bruce Forsythe. The envelope will be handed to him by Carol Vorderman in a gold spangly figure-hugging dress, and it will be film in front of a live studio audience.

Like Cheers.

Wouldn't you like to get away?
Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name.
And they're always glad you came.
You want to be where you can see
Troubles are all the same
You want be where everybody knows your name.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Me?

 

[rool]

Re: Re: who do you reckon is going to open the envelope...............

Dicks PA?

Is his dad still alive then?

 

[Easy 10]

Wouldn't you like to get away?
Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name.
And they're always glad you came.
You want to be where you can see
Troubles are all the same
You want be where everybody knows your name.

Makin your way in the world today
takes everything you've got
takin a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot

You sing the verse, I'll hum the chorus.

 

[Uncle C]

If they want me to i'll do it. I can imagine them all being like when you get exam results and you say oh you open it for me please please.

Then I will pull a face and go sorry lads its bad news and when they start crying then say ONLY JOKING its a yes!!!!!

You forgot to mention the obligatory 10 second wait before announcing the result just like that annoying bird on X Factor.

This is only bettered by waiting the 10 seconds to be told "I'll tell you after the adverts"

 

[SurreySeagulls]

I think they will be too scared to open it and just leave it on the mantle piece until they have had some tea and busuits to calm their nerves.

 

[e77]

The thing is they will probably have to have a bit of a read of it before they know if it is a ya or na as I doubt it comes with yes or no in big red letters on it.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

You reckon they will pass it round for a while?
#
You open it dick
no you martin

 

[Lord Bracknell]

It'll be addressed to "TONY".

FACT.



You heard it here first.








Who the hell is TONY?