Who Do You H8 Most?

[CHAPPERS]

he he

 

[alan partridge]

who? me or chapman


i'm confused

 

[byf]

u partridge,u started it!

but i am willing to forgive you,if you arange a written apology!

 

[alan partridge]

can i txt it?

 

[byf]

arrange!

 

[byf]

if you like alan!

 

[alan partridge]

hmmm, i'm having problems though, maybe someone can help me

is there a text version of 'off'?

 

[byf]

OH YOU SAD LITTLE MAN!


HERES ONE FOR YOU ALAN!

FUK OFF!

now thats txt spk!

 

[CHAPPERS]

SHT UP U DIN BYF

 

[alan partridge]

now thats what i call txt spk vol 1

 

[REDLAND]

hmmm, i'm having problems though, maybe someone can help me

is there a text version of 'off'?

I may be way off here but i think it goes a little something like this ...

O+><>+F+>+F++,,..,. ++

 

[byf]

 

[Fridge Man]

Re: Re: I hate

you must come round to mine for Christmas dinner then Fridge my Scotish grandparents and Irish girlfriend would love to meet you, you zenophobic twat

i sure am boy

 

[Brady's Old Lady]

I don't hate any of them as countries. I know, and like, people from all of them. I have commiserated with a welshman, and a scotsman about the football on Wednesday without any trace of irony (I drew the line at the turkish guy who I work with, even though he's a lovely bloke!). However I know for a fact that they will give me huge amounts of crap if England don't win tomorrow morning.

Why is that?!!

 

[Seagull's Return]

I don't hate any of them as countries. I know, and like, people from all of them. I have commiserated with a welshman, and a scotsman about the football on Wednesday without any trace of irony (I drew the line at the turkish guy who I work with, even though he's a lovely bloke!). However I know for a fact that they will give me huge amounts of crap if England don't win tomorrow morning.

Why is that?!!

Hey, why worry? It's a "big country, little country" thing, very common all over the world (ask any Greek/Turk, or Belgian/Frenchman, or Cambodian/Vietnamese, etc) and never going to do you any harm - so long as you come from the bigger country. Or are standing in the smaller country, of course...

 

[Dunkstar]

wey-hey another j blocker !

 

[SM BHAFC]

Not to keen on Irish republicans (slight understatement), dislike Celtic same reason and not that enamoured with Cardiff but like the Welsh on the whole

Dislike many Turks from personal experience and who ever said Wasps total agreement assuming you mean the insect not the rugby team.

Not really any nation i hate totally there must even be a few decent frogs.

 

[NMH]

I dislike anyone who is not me. That's almost everyone !

~ When I think about me, I touch myself ~

 

[Blackadder]

looks like we have reached the semi-finals of the Uefa Xenophobic
Cup.

BYF V Alan Partridge.
Dancing Ninja BHA v Crabtree BHA (bit of a Derby this one between the BHA's).

This will be a two legged affair with away insults counting as double.

The final will be held next month in a chat site yet to be decided!

Be sure to book your places early to avoid disappointment.

There will need to be some sensible, unbiased refs. Yorkie, Lord B and Bozza's names have been put forward (amongst others).

Trouble may start up between certain crews. The infamous Chislas and Clowns are rumoured to be infiltrating at least one of the semis.

The third place play-off will take place on NSP on a wet Thursday.


TC will provide most of the support.

Berkshire will provide the cheerleaders.





Let's Roll

 

[Drooper]

Wales are OK

Its the Dolphins that get on my Tits