WHICH NSC'er is in the Mastermind BLACK CHAIR tomorrow?

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Update: I might not be on now.

They won't let me use my special chair.

Are you The Stig ?

 

[Gwylan]

In which Shakespeare play was an English Monarch gifted tennis balls from his French contemporary?

"We are glad the Dauphin is so pleasant with us;
His present and your pains we thank you for.
When we have match'd our rackets to these balls,
We will in France, by God's grace, play a set
Shall strike his father's crown into the hazard"

Too easy

 

[cyanide-sid]

"We are glad the Dauphin is so pleasant with us;
His present and your pains we thank you for.
When we have match'd our rackets to these balls,
We will in France, by God's grace, play a set
Shall strike his father's crown into the hazard"

Was that the last time a British man got beyond the first round at the French Open ?

 

[Lush]

"We are glad the Dauphin is so pleasant with us;
His present and your pains we thank you for.
When we have match'd our rackets to these balls,
We will in France, by God's grace, play a set
Shall strike his father's crown into the hazard"

Too easy

Yeah. When you're on the INTERNET.


Actually I reckon you will know that -and all the answers to all the other questions.

Go get em Lee!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Yeah. C'mon LEE.

 

[El Presidente]

I am PLEASED to say that Lee and I had a productive pre-Mastermind meal at a local curry house, and I have primed him with questions that might come up today from John Humphreys, such as 'Does Adrie have any people skills?', 'Which Albion player would Lush most like to snog?' and 'Who scored the winning goal in the inaugral REMF football match?'.

I am therefore CONFIDENT that he will mash the opposition. I just HOPE his dress sense is better than last night, when he turned up in SANDALS and SHORTS, to which MANCHESTER replied with 40mm or rain, a force 7 and temperature of 9 degrees.

Photo attached, LEE is on the right.

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

Is the guy on the left wearing a wig?

 

[Wozza]

Photo attached, LEE is on the right.

Hah. Good one. That's actually Arthur Smith.

 

[Mendoza]

Hah. Good one. That's actually Arthur Smith.

shouldn't you be revising

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

, 'Which Albion player would Lush most like to snog?'

*hand up*

Sir! Sir! Sir! Sir!

 

[Trufflehound]

Is the guy on the left wearing a wig?

Dunno, but if he's doing a pirate impression, someone had better tell him that parrot on his shoulder looks more like a penguin.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Terrible thing age - when you start dropping your food down your front.

 

[El Presidente]

Terrible thing age - when you start dropping your food down your front.

I think Lee had pre black chair nerves, and a delicate balancing act with some OKRA and naan bread went Pete Tong

 

[Stumpy Tim]

In case it comes up, no one did as it ended 4-4. Wouldn't want that ruining his night

 

[El Presidente]

In case it comes up, no one did as it ended 4-4. Wouldn't want that ruining his night

Did it go to penalties?

 

[Brovion]

... and 'Who scored the winning goal in the inaugral REMF football match?'.

I

Point of order, there was NO winning goal in the first REMF match as it finished 4-4. Ricky Marlow however missed the decisive penalty.

EDIT: Bugger, beaten to it.

 

[El Presidente]

Hah. Good one. That's actually Arthur Smith.

I think you will find LEE is actually comedian Tony Hawks stunt double

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Did it go to penalties?

It did. The better question would be, " who was the best looking player who has played in an REMF fixture, and who also scored the first ever REMF goal?"

 

[Simster]

It did. The better question would be, " who was the best looking player who has played in an REMF fixture, and who also scored the first ever REMF goal?"

trick question. Lokki7 ( ) has never played in a REMF fixture.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Just LOOK at the waiter...he's thinking..."would...would...no wait: would...HAVE..."