Which is the HOTTEST Princess

[Stumpy Tim]

My 4 year old daughter is really into princesses at the moment. Her favourites are Snow White & Sleeping Beauty as "they both sleep for 100 years". This got me thinking. If I was a dashing prince, which would I choose. NCS decides:

Snow White



Cinderella



Sleeping Beauty



Belle - Beauty & the Beast



Jasmine (Aladdin)



Rapunzel

 

[Woodchip]

Belle, because she loves a beast in the bedroom.

 

[Mr Smggles]

Belle, because she loves a beast in the bedroom.

Or because she's into beastiality?

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I've gone Belle too as she's the FITTEST. I suspect Jasmine might do well though. She's exotic init

 

[skipper734]

Cinderella, cos She's good around the house!

 

[banjo]

I'd do them all then have a rest on Sunday.

 

[Stat Brother]

Tim is not even 8am on a Sunday morning, give a guy a chance to eat his 3 Weetabix.




Oh. And its Jasmine, Belle is a crack whore, after some back sequels and investment advise.

 

[nwgull]

I try to only date birds who take it up the bum. Can anyone tell me if all of these are up for a bit of tradesmen's action so I can make an informed decision.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Rapunzel her singing could get annoying though.

 

[Stat Brother]

Thinking about it:-

Beauty - lazy cow, and full of herself.
Snow white - also lazy.
Cinders - pikey done good but still a pikey.
Rapunzel - needs a hair cut.
Belle - animals, need I say more.

 

[El Presidente]

If anyone has ever seen the German 'live' version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves this is a no contest.

 

[Weststander]

Tim is not even 8am on a Sunday morning, give a guy a chance to eat his 3 Weetabix.




Oh. And its Jasmine, Belle is a crack whore, after some back sequels and investment advise.

Just the 3 Weetabix! Wimp.



As a kid, it would have been Snow White, as she's sweet.

As a corrupted adult, Belle would appear to be sexy/raunchy.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I try to only date birds who take it up the bum. Can anyone tell me if all of these are up for a bit of tradesmen's action so I can make an informed decision.

If I had to take a guess, I think your best shot is with Jasmine. She's brave enough to fly on a magic carpet, so anal action should be easy

 

[Deanbha]

Belle, she would get it.


If she was real

 

[Stumpy Tim]

If anyone has ever seen the German 'live' version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves this is a no contest.

 

[Kumquat]

I call my girlfriend princess. She's always sleeping.

 

[BHAFC_Pandapops]

my missus.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

my missus.

I'm not sure you've got the hang of this

 

[Stat Brother]

my missus.

Unless she has an account here, there's no need for that

 

[Triggaaar]

I'd do them all then have a rest on Sunday.

Anything else is just being picky.