Where's your works Christmas 'do' this year ?

[Juan Albion]

Re: Re: Re: Where's your works Christmas 'do' this year ?

You mean you haven't got any mates

I have only one but I feel no need to vomit on him.

 

[Knightsworld]

Going for a ruby at the curry mahal, followed by stupid amounts of alcohol

 

[Bad Ash]

Re: Re: Where's your works Christmas 'do' this year ?

Do you actually enjoy that, or do you just do it because you think it is expected of you? I only ask because it sounds totally pointless to me, but I guess I'm too far removed from the sad British binge-drinking chav culture.

Binge drinking is not chavish, it's British tradition!

 

[dwayne]

Sorry, did I forget to mention the piss-up on the way there? And the way back? For all 20 of us?

The company just so happens to have had its best year EVER. Next year, it's over the road to KFC - probably.

big dog What do you work for a publisher?


*snigger*

 

[Easy 10]

Re: Re: Where's your works Christmas 'do' this year ?

Do you actually enjoy that, or do you just do it because you think it is expected of you? I only ask because it sounds totally pointless to me, but I guess I'm too far removed from the sad British binge-drinking chav culture.

Of course I enjoy it. You make it sound like a BAD thing. Spirits will be high, I doubt there will be any serious injuries, and the suit is due a dry clean so might as well make it worthwhile. All good fun.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Royal Albion

 

[Juan Albion]

Re: Re: Re: Where's your works Christmas 'do' this year ?

Of course I enjoy it. You make it sound like a BAD thing. Spirits will be high, I doubt there will be any serious injuries, and the suit is due a dry clean so might as well make it worthwhile. All good fun.

Well, knock me down with one of those little umbrella thingies!

 

[rospants]

mongolian barbecue

 

[Beach Hut]

Amazingly ours is suspended till March next year as we have a huge Olympic contract and the Winter Games in Turin is the focus.

Alternatively you could follow the other line the company is slowly going bust !

 

[Ernest]

I'm NOT invited to ours

 

[Beach Hut]

I'm NOT invited to ours

I wonder why

 

[On the Left Wing]

...and are you GOING ?

Ours it at the GRAND again this year. Which is ace, because it means I can get off the train, get bladdered down the Caxton Arms, before turning up drunk, showing a pass to the toffs at the door and walking in like I OWN the place. And there's nothing they can do about it. I can then gorge myself on the free scoff and wine, before making a pass at someone inappropriate, hastily disembarking and making full use of the extended drinking hours somewhere, then grab a Cheeky Chicken on the way home (obligatory), making myself sick in one of the back-alleys (gotta watch the figure), then slump in a cab and hopefully wait till I get home before I call up Ralf and Huey again.

Counting down the days.

been done before....

Steady all day!
Thought I was lookin' good
So I cycled 'cross the neighbourhood
Was invited by a skinny girl
Into her high class world

Left my bicycle under the stairs
Laid my coat across the kosher chairs
Made my way across the crowded room
I had nothing to lose

My reception wasn't very keen
So turning on a friendly grin,
Stood on the table with my glass of gin
And came straight to the point

I was glad to come
I'll be sad to go
So while I'm here
I'll have me a real good time

I was glad to come
I'll be sad to go
So while I'm here
I'll have me a real good time. Oh no

Dancin' madly 'round the room, yeah
Singing loudly and sorta' out of tune
Was escorted by a friendly slag
'Round the ... back

Wandered c-c-cross ...
Missed my step and I fell on the floor.
Said one word and was asked to leave
Kinda' wish I was dead.

I was glad to come
And I'll be so sad to leave,
But while I was here
I had me a real good time, oooh.

The skinny girl made it clear,
That she only came here for the beer - that's a fact, oh yeah
The vicar he simply reeked of gin - good God

On my way home I happened to fall off my bicycle, good party
Ooh hoo, ha ha, yeah

I was glad to come, but I was also glad to get home, yeah
Ooh hoo
Hoo, get in there
Ooh hoo

 

[Gritt23]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Where's your works Christmas 'do' this year ?

I have only one but I feel no need to vomit on him.

As a fairly long term mate of Easy10, I think I can state with reasonable authority that I have NEVER known him actually vomit on someone!

[EASY: well, apart from Big Chris, but that was different. He chose to sit next to you on the sea crossing, he knew the risks that come with that. It was hardly your fault he didn't have a change of clothes with him for the whole weekend. ]

 

[Sonic]

Grosvenor Casino in Brighton. Bit of food and then hitting the Blackjack tables big stylee!

 

[Ned]

Hove town hall mid December

I have to work with these retards and thats more than enough for me

 

[Eggmundo]

I'm NOT invited to ours

From anyone else I'd question that statement!

 

[Gwylan]

Our company has decided to go one better than hire a room in a pub, it's decided to hire the whole pub. So we're taking over The Windsor in Regent's Park for the night. I think our MD has fantasies about being a landlord.

Bit tough on the regulars I'd have thought... but it's a posh area so sod 'em.

 

[Curious Orange]

Cambio (for the third Christmas running), then I expect we'll trot across the road and takeover the Three Tuns (again).

At least this year I'll be able to get pissed; last years do clashed with a Friday evening match!!

After the do I'm on holiday until the New Year!!!

 

[Muzzman]

Komedia - not going as I'm watching the Albion vs Hull.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

The Lemon Lounge in Carlisle. It's suprisingly nice.