Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
...and are you GOING ?
Ours it at the GRAND again this year. Which is ace, because it means I can get off the train, get bladdered down the Caxton Arms, before turning up drunk, showing a pass to the toffs at the door and walking in like I OWN the place. And there's nothing they can do about it. I can then gorge myself on the free scoff and wine, before making a pass at someone inappropriate, hastily disembarking and making full use of the extended drinking hours somewhere, then grab a Cheeky Chicken on the way home (obligatory), making myself sick in one of the back-alleys (gotta watch the figure), then slump in a cab and hopefully wait till I get home before I call up Ralf and Huey again.
Counting down the days.
Ours it at the GRAND again this year. Which is ace, because it means I can get off the train, get bladdered down the Caxton Arms, before turning up drunk, showing a pass to the toffs at the door and walking in like I OWN the place. And there's nothing they can do about it. I can then gorge myself on the free scoff and wine, before making a pass at someone inappropriate, hastily disembarking and making full use of the extended drinking hours somewhere, then grab a Cheeky Chicken on the way home (obligatory), making myself sick in one of the back-alleys (gotta watch the figure), then slump in a cab and hopefully wait till I get home before I call up Ralf and Huey again.
Counting down the days.