Where will the players be FORCED to go to tonight to " celebrate ? ".

[Uncle Spielberg]

I'm out on a hot date tonight, but being a saddo, will be checking in to NSC whenever I get a spare moment!

f***ing MENTAL MATE. .

ps - ask if she has a friend.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Might explain the birdless part

Its a temporary thing Wardy.

 

[DerbyGull]

Too close to home Derby.

Ok then, Cross-in-hand, East Sussex, with a pint in hand

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I think Worthing is the place to go. A few pubs and some clubs. SHAG city.

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

Ain't that the truth EP. I am here Birdless and excited at the prospect of seeing John & Edward on the X Factor tonight. How f***ing sad is that ?.

Try having to fix the bloody washine machine & changing nappies

 

[DerbyGull]

I think Worthing is the place to go. A few pubs and some clubs. SHAG city.

Definately

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Ok then, Cross-in-hand, East Sussex, with a pint in hand

Maybe a quiet pub in Lindfield on the way home. Just 2 pints absolute tops and a packet of crisps with a game of darts and pool. Team bonding.

 

[ali jenkins]

I hope they are seen out f***ing SMASHED at 4am sitting on the cerb with a dodgy Kerbab and an even more dodgy DORRIS in tow!


FLAIR!

 

[DerbyGull]

Tony Bloom out for a few pints in his country pub, goes out in the beer garden for a cigar only to be confronted by his £300k property (Dicko) laying face down on the floor drunk once again.

Excuse me sir is this yours?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

It looks like Dean Cox.

 

[El Presidente]

f***ing MENTAL MATE. .

ps - ask if she has a friend.

You need to go to the place I recommended to Bushy here in Manchester.

It is FULL of women in their 30's and 40's who hunt in packs. The only blokes that go home without a shag from one (or quite often more than one) of the are either dead or gay.


Bushy will testify to the bonktastic place that is Bredbury Hall.

 

[DerbyGull]

It looks like Dean Cox.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

You need to go to the place I recommended to Bushy here in Manchester.

It is FULL of women in their 30's and 40's who hunt in packs. The only blokes that go home without a shag from one (or quite often more than one) of the are either dead or gay.


Bushy will testify to the bonktastic place that is Bredbury Hall.

Sounds AWESOME.Whats the address ?.

 

[DerbyGull]

You need to go to the place I recommended to Bushy here in Manchester.

It is FULL of women in their 30's and 40's who hunt in packs. The only blokes that go home without a shag from one (or quite often more than one) of the are either dead or gay.


Bushy will testify to the bonktastic place that is Bredbury Hall.

Right i'm going to Manchester, whats this place called?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Tony Bloom out for a few pints in his country pub, goes out in the beer garden for a cigar only to be confronted by his £300k property (Dicko) laying face down on the floor drunk once again.

Excuse me sir is this yours?

Cox tried but couldn't quite finish his half pint of Lager.

 

[DerbyGull]

Ahh just saw the last two words

 

[DerbyGull]

Cox tried but couldn't quite finish his half pint of Lager.

His Lager-Shandy

 

[Cheshire Cat]

I think Worthing is the place to go. A few pubs and some clubs. SHAG city.

Only if you have a valid pension book and a few blue pills.....

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

They'll all be getting pissed in Wanky Worthing.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Eastbourne is a good call but its DEAD city isn't it ?.

You dont have to be dead to live there , just over 70.