Where did you meet you current other half

[Ernest]

Has she cleaned the kitchen yet since you've been back?!!

Good afternoon Mrs B

 

[Beach Hut]

Has she cleaned the kitchen yet since you've been back?!!

No not yet, but plenty of time as we are off to the Albion shortly.

 

[Race]

Good afternoon Mrs B

 

[El Presidente]

Didn't you buy yours in Phuket Ernest, at the same time that Guppy was returning his owing to her being too loose for his notoriously small genitals?

 

[Beach Hut]

Suspect Ernest may have got two for the price of one he is so thrifty

 

[bhaexpress]

There once was a girl called Debbie,
We met on the World Wide Webbie.
I asked for a ride,
She couldn't decide,
Said yes, and then no and then maybe

She didn't say maybe, she said no fuckin' chance you norfen bastard.

 

[jevs]

Elephant and castle in Lewes, 1994 whilst watching a group called "Otis lift and the elevators"

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Elephant and castle in Lewes, 1994 whilst watching a group called "Otis lift and the elevators"

Didn't they use to be Cliff Rescue and the Helicopters?

 

[Race]

Nursery School.......it only took him 20 years to convince me!

she talks poop.we both know who done the chasing.i know she says to her mates "what a catch"

 

[Jam The Man]

I chatted to her online for 18 months before meeting her... really got to know her.. met her, moved in within 4 months, pregnant within 6 months, and very happy today after 4 years...

Bless the internet!

 

[yorkshire seagull]

Pwllheli Butlins...

 

[ryans father]

Capetown

 

[Sonic The Hedgehog]

Away match at Blackpool

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Away match at Blackpool

online

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I chatted to her online for 18 months before meeting her... really got to know her.. met her, moved in within 4 months, pregnant within 6 months, and very happy today after 4 years...

Bless the internet!

 

[Sonic]

Plymouth - October 1991 (Bryan Adams was Number 1).
Went to visit a friend from Brighton who was at Uni in Plymouth. My wife was sharing a house with her and 5 or 6 others. Got on well and saw each other now and again when friend moved back to Brighton.
Got together New Year 1999, and married in 2003.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

I can't really remember but I think she followed me home.

 

[The Oldman]

Grenadier Pub, Hangleton. 1963!!

 

[The Large One]

You mean Ernest hasn't shacked up with Aunt Sally yet? Perhaps not enough cups of tea and slices of cake.

Met my missus at a mutual friend's party - Christmas 2000. Walked her home, she said she couldn't invite me in for coffee, I said 'fine, OK', but could I use her loo?

SUCKER!



She couldn't remember my name in the morning, and was started calling me Paul. Cow. We chuckle about it now, and all is mellow and beautiful in the world of me and thingy...

 

[Rowdey]

Best mate started see-ing this fit bird who lived with 4 other fit birds - suggested i pop round to see him there one night - met one and got on with her really well, but she was seeing someone, so was i.
Three months later and both single after not seeing each other since the 1st time, i needed another bar maid at the Newmarket (now a Little Chef ?) and offered her a job.
After leering at her for a week, and putting all the popular bottles of beer on the bottom shelf, i snagged her on a after work drink (arf - actually a mission..) at the Zap while off her noodle...!

Been together for 10 years - got married 54 weeks ago..!
Tis quality i tell ya.