whenever i go to the loo......

[Brighton till i die]

Re: Re: whenever i go to the loo......

yep . standard mate

1,wrap hands in paper and lift seat up
2,wipe lip of loo , put down lid and wipe seat.
3,new bit of roll and use to flush loo
4,more paper in bottom of loo to stop spalsh back
5,pad loo seat , use 1 sheets to join corners
6,do your business


when leaving toilet , also use little finger to open any doors and locks

that is great and should be printed on the door of every loo!

 

[Man of Harveys]

Apparently it helps to strengthen the prostate and prevent cancer there.. although that could be an old wive's tale

So not only is this bloke avoiding cancer, he can now hit the ceiling with his manmilk? And there was I thinking he was odd.

 

[Napper]

Re: Re: Re: whenever i go to the loo......

that is great and should be printed on the door of every loo!

a clause should be inserted saying -

if in a rush , or have fast bowel movement......then the hover method is required

 

[Brighton till i die]

Re: Re: Re: Re: whenever i go to the loo......

a clause should be inserted saying -

if in a rush , or have fast bowel movement......then the hover method is required

good for the leg muscles!!