When you're a hen

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Heaven loves ya
The clouds part for ya
Nothing stands in your way
When you¡Çre a hen

Feathers always fit ya
Life is a lay of an egg
When you¡Çre a hen

When you¡Çre a hen
You can say cluck cluck
When you¡Çre a hen
Other hens check you out
You get a cock
These are your favourite things
When you¡Çre a hen

Hens
Hens
Hens keep laying
Hens always work it out

Uncage the colours
Unfurl the flag
Luck just kissed you hello
When you¡Çre a hen

They¡Çll never clone ya
You¡Çre always first on the line
When you¡Çre a hen

When you¡Çre a hen
You can lay so many eggs
When you¡Çre a hen
Live in a coop and everything
You¡Çll get your share
When you¡Çre a hen

Hens
Hens
Hens keep laying
Hens always work it out

 

[captainmorganrum]

"Wild Hens"
by Duran Duran

The wild Hens are calling
On their way back from the fire
In august moon's surrender to
A dust cloud on the rise
Wild Hens fallen far from glory
Reckless and so hungered
On the razors edge you trail
Because there's murder by the roadside
In a sore afraid new world

They tried to break us,
Looks like they'll try again

Wild Hens never lose it
Wild Hens never chose this way
Wild Hens never close your eyes
Wild Hens always shine

You got sirens for a welcome
There's bloodstain for your pain
And your telephone been ringing while
You're dancing in the rain
Wild Hens wonder where is glory
Where is all you angels
Now the figureheads have fell
And lovers war with arrows over
Secrets they could tell

They tried to tame you
Looks like they'll try again

Wild Hens never lose it
Wild Hens never chose this way
Wild Hens never close your eyes
Wild Hens always shine

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Seems as good a place as any to advertise the latest promotional offer from Bernard Matthews:

Buy One, Get 159,999 Free

 

[ali jenkins]

Seems as good a place as any to advertise the latest promotional offer from Bernard Matthews:

Buy One, Get 159,999 Free

Ive heard that there already cooked aswell!

 

[Frutos]

Surely it's a fairly straightforward 'Buy One, Get Flu Free' offer

 

[bhafc99]

"They're burdflootyful"?

 

[Superphil]

If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your Hen,
You win some, lose some, all the same to me,
The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say,
I don't share your greed, the only bird I need is
The Hen Of Spades

Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil,
Going with the flow, it's all the same to me,
Seven or Eleven, Turkeys eyes watching you,
Gobble up or quit, double stake or split,
The Hen Of Spades

You know I'm born to lose, and stuffing's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live for ever,
And don't forget the bird flu!
Pushing up the daisies, I know you've got to eat me,
Read 'em and weep, the dead birds beak again,
I see it in your eyes, take one hen and die,
The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be,
The Hen Of Spades

 

[Trufflehound]

Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're hens to stay
Oh, I believe
In hens today

Suddenly
I'm not half the hen I used to be
There's a shadow henning over me
Oh, hens to stay
Came suddenly

Why she
Had to go I don't know
She wouldn't lay
I said
Something wrong now I long
For hens today

Hens today
Love was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh, I believe
In hens today

Why she
Had to go I don't know
She wouldn't lay
I said
Something wrong now I long
For hens today

Hens today
Love was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh, I believe
In hens today

 

[crodonilson]

Hey Little Hen
When, When, When??
Will you lay me an egg for my tea??

Hey Little Hen
When, When, When??
Will you try to supply one for me??

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Hi - Hi! We're your Weather Girls - Ah-huh -
And have we got news for you - You better listen!
Get ready, all you lonely girls
and leave those umbrellas at home. - Alright! -

Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining HEN

It's Raining hen Hallelujah! - It's Raining hen! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining hen Hallelujah!
It's Raining hen Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean

God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining hen! Hallelujah! - It's Raining hen! Amen!
It's Raining hen! Hallelujah!
It's Raining hen! Ame---------nnnn!

I feel stormy weather / Moving in about to begin
Hear the thunder / Don't you lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed

God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining hen! Yeah!

Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining hen.

It's Raining hen! Hallelujah! - It's Raining hen! Amen!
It's Raining hen! Hallelujah! - It's Raining hen!

 

[Biscuit]

Jimi HENdrix?

 

[Hiney]

People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my HENeration)
Just because we get around (Talkin' 'bout my HENeration)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout my HENeration)
I hope I die before I get old (Talkin' 'bout my HENeration)

This is my HENeration
This is my HENeration, baby

Why don't you all f-fade away (Talkin' 'bout my HENeration)
And don't try to dig what we all s-s-say (Talkin' 'bout my HENeration)
I'm not trying to cause a big s-s-sensation (Talkin' 'bout my HENeration)
I'm just talkin' 'bout my h-h-h-HENeration (Talkin' 'bout my HENeration)

This is my HENeration
This is my HENeration, baby

Why don't you all f-fade away (Talkin' 'bout my HENeration)
And don't try to d-dig what we all s-s-say (Talkin' 'bout my HENeration)
I'm not trying to cause a b-big s-s-sensation (Talkin' 'bout my HENeration)
I'm just talkin' 'bout my h-h-HENeration (Talkin' 'bout my HENeration)

This is my HENeration
This is my HENeration, baby

People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my HENeration)
Just because we g-g-get around (Talkin' 'bout my HENeration)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout my HENeration)
Yeah, I hope I die before I get old (Talkin' 'bout my HENeration)

This is my HENeration
This is my HENeration, baby

 

[Superphil]

Hen, the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking for
With a flu to call my own
I'll never be alone
And you, my friend, will see
You've got a friend in me
(you've got a friend in me)

Hen, you're always running here and there
You feel you're not wanted anywhere
If you ever look behind
And don't like what you find
There's one thing you should know
You've got a place to go
(you've got a place to go)

I used to say "I" and "me"
Now it's "us", now it's "we"
I used to say "I" and "me"
Now it's "us", now it's "we"
Hen, most people would turn you away
I don't listen to a word they say
They don't see you as I do
I wish they would try to
I'm sure they'd think again
If they had a friend like Hen
(a friend) Like Hen
(like Hen) Like Hen

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

CLUCK I SAY TO THEE I SAID CLUCK I SAY TO THEE
(SHAKE YOUR WINGS NOW)
CLUCK I SAY TO THEE I SAID CLUCK I SAY TO THEE
(MOVE YOUR CLAWS)

 

[Hampden Park]

Hen, hen you smile, hen you smile at me
well, well i know our love will always be
hen will you be mine,
oh baby

 

[Trufflehound]

Achoo, Haaaa
Haaaa, Achoo
Precious moments

Hen will I see you again
Hen will we share precious moments
Will I have to wait forever
Will I have to suffer and sneeze the whole night through

Hen will I see you again
Hen will our hearts beat together
Are we in love or just friends
Is this my beginning or is this my end
Hen will I see you again
Hen will I see you again

Haaaa, Achoo
Precious moments

Are we in love or just friends
Is this my beginning or is this my end
Hen will I see you again
Hen will I see you again
Tweet tweet love of mine
Hen will I see you again
Hen will I see you again

 

[byf]

I'm going round DW house tonight...super glue some feather too him and phone the relevant persons...so he can be culled!

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Bjorn a-HEN