When Judgement Day arrives: the Albion's little black book

[Lady Whistledown]

Seeing Mr Bellotti on one of the threads below again got me thinking.

When the day of reckoning arrives, who would be in the Albion's all time Hall of Infamy? Who are you praying gets their just desserts and finds themselves cast into the wilderness of eternal damnation by the God of football, purely for sins against the Albion? It could be for footballing or off the field deeds.

I'll start the rundown- in no particular order apart from the first two...

1. Bill Archer (enough said)
2. David Bellotti
3. Phil Prosser
4. Henry Hughton
5. Norman Baker
6. Scott McGleish
7. Andy D'Urso after the Leeds game

Any more for any more?

 

[TrevorDove]

Paul Kitson

 

[Hiney]

Norman Whiteside
Michael Keane

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Surely Greg Stanley

 

[Brovion]

Hughton, Prosser, McGelish and D'Urso (add as well Challis of the Palace) pale into insignificance beside Baker and Lewes District Council. The football villans only spent an hour or so (if that) wronging us. Baker and LDC have made it their lifes' work to drive us out of business.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I just thought.

Ron Challis.

 

[Trufflehound]

Ron Challis


Edit: note to self - type faster next time...

 

[Brovion]

I just thought.

Ron Challis.

Come on Edna! You're very slow today!

 

[TrevorDove]

Barry Hearn

 

[Lady Whistledown]

That geriatric who lives near Withdean and makes it his objective in life to complain about everything we do, and get in the way of the slightest degree of progress, by anyone, anywhere.

And the landlord of the Swan. May your beer turn rancid, your pork scratchings mysteriously go beyond their sell by date and all your customers be struck down by a freak bolt of lightning.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

As an 11 year old, Mr Tommy Johnson, destroyed my dreams.

Marcus Bean

 

[Everest]

Gary Bailey

 

[Dr Feelgood]

Surely Greg Stanley

Your right to many people forget that this piss artist of a person is the one who brought in Archer.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Your right to many people forget that this piss artist of a person is the one who brought in Archer.

Plus a gigantic personal fortune, and had no intention of spending any of his cash to save the club.

 

[Seagull Stew]

Kelvin Morton

 

[Ernest]

Dick Tight and all his lapdogs

 

[Gerbil]

Steve Coppell

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Scott Mcgleish (wanker)

 

[Gerbil]

Peter Taylor

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

David Crick, Fred Dineage and all at Meridian