When asked about tonight's England game, Rooney replied.......

[mistahclarke]

what were the actual odds of this?

And any heaving betting in the Liverpool area?

 

[SurreySeagulls]

So what price did he get?

 

[The Lemming Stomper]

" I'm gutted at being sent off !!"

Psychic !!

 

[Gritt23]

" I'm gutted at being sent off !!"

Gotta laugh.

 

[Triggaaar]

" I'm gutted at being sent off !!"

Blimey

 

[Surf 'n' Turf]

Wow!

 

[Gus is god]

Couldn't make this shit up.

seagulls

 

[zola25]

Just when Shrek was redeeming himself he does it again - you can't make up this kind of stuff !!

 

[pasty]

Wanker

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Quality by Shrek!

 

[Captain Sensible]

Man u called it!

 

[Hungry Joe]

So bushy, you're funny and have precognitive powers. Are you cute too?

 

[Brovion]

" I'm gutted at being sent off !!"

Bloody hell bushy, can I have this week's lottery numbers please? Any time before 19:00 will be fine, thanks.

 

[alan partridge]

haha brilliant!

 

[brighton bluenose]

Got a text off a mate yesterday MORNING with a similar joke saying 'Wayne Rooney said he was gutted at getting sent off in tonites 2-2 draw' - FVCKING SPOOKY OR WHAT??!!!

 

[Sussex Nomad]

I put this on facebook, got a few replies calling me a smart arse, etc.!

 

[User removed 4]

is that a reference to the match fixing thing and Rooneys Dad? If not then I'm flummoxed. If it is then it's not funny.

A night in the pub with you must be a real barrel of laughs.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I, for one, welcome our new Mystic Bushy overlord

 

[bobby smith]

i don't get it.

He means he was asked before the game

 

[Sloe Joe]

Brain dead scouser twat/thief/northern ignoramus with other peoples hair super glued to his forehead to make him look his real age (only early twenties)
Eh, Eh,Eh...................where's me wheels ?