[Humour] Whatsapp messages.

[Frankie]

I was sent a clip of a refuse worker being crushed by a van that smashed into the back of the lorry he was stood behind , I actually felt sick then thought it's ok it's just a hoax , somebody else mentioned the clip saying he'd seen it on facebook and it was real ! .

He showed me the post and it was in fact real and happened in Africa , the saddest thing about it were the thousands of likes and smiley face emojis, I've no idea what the world has turned into but it stinks .

 

[Billy the Fish]

 

[Guinness Boy]

See Hu’s signature for more hilario BHA ‘bantz’.




He’s either HB&B or some Palace weirdo.

Palace.

Doesn't like the Tony Bloom story or succession.

Quoted from the Gold leafed pages of the 'Great Albion book of Truths' which was carried there by white wing-ed horses and escorted by a myriad of sacred peace doves, no doubt.
You sound like an utter priick, but I suppose if it keeps you happy........

Or Dunk....

Duffy is good, and Dunk is ok.... let's take the blue tinted goggles off for some sunlight, please.

Or Knocky

I think Potter is probably harder than he looks given the way he off-hired the tenetious little Romanian pikey and his nut-job Froggy mate so quickly, or else he just set his wee Jocko bulldog on them, and he is just another Harry Grout.

And comes straight back after a ban with a thread about our worse games which would have to include the 5-0 Palace match.

I expect he'll send me another abusive PM for pointing this out to everyone.

 

[Hu_Camus]

I was sent a clip of a refuse worker being crushed by a van that smashed into the back of the lorry he was stood behind , I actually felt sick then thought it's ok it's just a hoax , somebody else mentioned the clip saying he'd seen it on facebook and it was real ! .

He showed me the post and it was in fact real and happened in Africa , the saddest thing about it were the thousands of likes and smiley face emojis, I've no idea what the world has turned into but it stinks .

I had just a few of those in the early days of Whatsapp, and my tactic was to reply and object quietly, because we're all complex, and if the 'offender' has redeeming qualities they'll stop with no hard feelings - so it doesn't happen any more on my phone.

 

[Billy the Fish]

 

[Billy the Fish]

 

[Hu_Camus]

Palace.

Doesn't like the Tony Bloom story or succession.



Or Dunk....



Or Knocky



And comes straight back after a ban with a thread about our worse games which would have to include the 5-0 Palace match.

I expect he'll send me another abusive PM for pointing this out to everyone.

This man does not deserve to be a "Moderator"in my opinion
His pal "Knocky" was f ücked off by THE MANAGER, as was Andone, a man who is Romanian stock, but naturalised in Spain...hence most probably a traveller. In recent times and befor his (GB's) sly denoument where I did nearly three months ban. I spoke about his (Andone) 'spirit' and skill, and that I actually liked him.
You then wrote to me crying like a child because I'd bcc'd Boxza in

Have some back.

As for NOT LIKING BLOOM...That's all in your self-obsessed head .
So I'll say it out loud, I find you boring, boorish and you appear not to be too bright.

 

[Guinness Boy]

This man does not deserve to be a "Moderator"in my opinion
His pal "Knocky" was f ücked off by THE MANAGER, as was Andone, a man who is Romanian stock, but naturalised in Spain...hence most probably a traveller. In recent times and befor his sly denoument where I did nearly three months ban. I spoke about his 'spirit' and skll, and thay I actually liked him.
You then wrote to me crying like a child because I'd bcc'd Boxza in

Have some back.

As for NOT LIKING BLOOM...That's all in your self-obsessed head .
So I'll say it out loud, I find you boring, boorish and you appear not to be too bright.

it's your charming turn of phrase. "Nutjob Froggy mate" for the player who scored a winner agains you

 

[Hu_Camus]

". .it's your charming turn of phrase. "Nutjob Froggy mate" for the player who scored a winner agains you "?

You really are a half-wit.

And I stand by that...if you don't agree go tell GP, I'm sure he'll want to listen to your shit as well, fly boy.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Knows the name of Palace's top boys.....

I'm glad I wasn't at that one (although my son was, and came over all Mavis Rielly on his phone about the handbags after the game )...but I got caught up in some boxing with Palsarse involving the Ball bros in Newton Rd in the seventies. I think that was the "Seagulls" moment, but I just can't be bothered to 'hate' Palarse, can't even be bother to stand up to "Hate" them, because I just don't care enough. In my head the derby is the Pompey toerags.

 

[Icy Gull]

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Genuine LOL

 

[Hu_Camus]

So why do they call you Captain Wooshed?

 

[swindonseagull]

Greetings sailors [MENTION=338]smudge[/MENTION] from ex RAF !!!

 

[Whitechapel]

Was once in Dubai by the hotel pool and the old domino tumbling vid started only to be interrupted by filthy group gay porn. I seriously considered destroying my phone knowing what the devout’s view on homosexuality is!

I didn’t rest easy until I was on the A380 heading back to Gatwick.

Don’t blame you, think I’d have factory reset my phone and hid it in my suitcase until I got back to the U.K. if that had happened to me.

Haha I delete them straight away off my phone The amount of ones where they cut people’s organs out whilst there still alive is horrible - didn’t know this shit still happened!

I’m very selective with what I forward on - had to check Greta what’s her face age before posting passing that one on for example

I’ve had to change my settings on WhatsApp so videos don’t save to my camera roll. There’s no way I’m getting caught with some of that shite on my phone!

I once got added to a group, was about 50 people in there and if you typed anything you were kicked instantly. Everyone else just posted the most horrendous videos you’ve ever seen, with the no talking rule meaning it happens in this horrible reaction-less silence. You learnt quickly how to spot videos of people shagging animals, but every now and then you’d open a video and see the aftermath of two South American policeman who’d been ambushed by cartel members with shotguns. Safe to say I didn’t last very long before I had to leave

 

[Hu_Camus]

Knows the name of Palace's top boys.....

When you're in a hole, stop digging...stick your 'hate' up your jacksey...."Top guys at Palarse"....FFS - I'm practically a pensioner, and I don't 'hate" you either..... I just think you a chromium-plated butt-plug.
So leave me alone, and call off Fido, while your at it.

 

[Guinness Boy]

When you're in a hole, stop digging...stick your 'hate' up your jacksey...."Top guys at Palarse"....FFS - I'm practically a pensioner, and I don't 'hate" you either..... I just think you a chromium-plated butt-plug.
So leave me alone, and call off Fido, while your at it.

 

[rogersix]

Weirdo.....
Praise indeed....from you.
Thanks. You've made my day, my work is done.

blimey....... another busy weekend for you then

 

[crodonilson]

This is probably the best place for it. Still makes me laugh after watching it about a thousand times...

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