Whats your most unusual or revolting oral experience ?

[Easy 10]

Slightly off the back of the I'm a Celebrity stuff, whats the strangest thing you've ever had in your mouth, and what was it like ? Maybe you tried something slightly exotic, like caviar or sushi, and lived to tell the tale. Perhaps you've eaten something that was still alive at the time. Or maybe you've sucked on something that perhaps, in hindsight, you shouldn't have. Or perhaps a devious friend has put something in your mouth while you were asleep.

Mark your letters "Oral Experiences" and send them in to the normal address. There's a £10 prize for the most unusual or revolting oral experience *

















* No there isn't. I just said it for effect.

 

[tedebear]

I ate a lizards tail once when I was smaller - wasn't attached to the lizard - very crunchy!!

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Slug pellets, in our garage, when I was about 2, apparently.

My dad made me vom them up again.

 

[Marc]

when in tenerife slightly pissed and bored in the apartment room whilst watching some dodgy porn on the telly whilst we we're getting ready to go out that evening for which I was already ready hence I was bored <deep breath> I suddenly got into a Tabacco Chewing conversation (reminicent of the fat police officer in Smokey & The Bandit) and decided to place a rather medium size handfull of "rolling baccy" in my mouth....hence I started to chew and suddenly spat it all out as it started burning my mouth, very weird sensation!


Also in Edinburgh this year again slightly pissed and there was a room with Porn on it (Caveman knows! ) I tried "joke" chewing gum in the flavour of Pepper...and I actually liked it

 

[SM BHAFC]

Watching my two arserag mates hand out the small round white balls that are some kind of detergent and found in mens urinals to fit birds passing them of as mints whilst on a drunken night out in Malia.

Not sure which was worse the fact they picked the things out of the mens urinals or the look on the birds who took them faces when they were nearly sick. Mind you if your stupid enough to take swwets of two pissed up lads you probably deserve it.

 

[Sussex on Leith]

Raisins.

 

[lost in london]

Chicken's foot when I was in China. And I drank fairy liquid, out of the bottle, I was drunk and my friend said there was whiskey in it. It didn't taste very nice believe it or not. Ah, the joys of alcohol.

 

[Bobby's Gull]

My Dad's cooking. Ming.

 

[Marc]

My Dad's cooking. Ming.

you ate Ming the Merciless from Flash Gordon

 

[Eastleigh Seagull]

eel Soup in taiwan - it was hot water with a boiled eel inside - horrendous

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

A black mans cock

 

[Wilko]

Have you ever chewed into one of those seed things you often get in a curry - incredibley strong foul taste

 

[Meade's Ball]

I drank a can of 5-day old piss. By mistake. It was my own.

 

[Wilko]

On a coach back from homelands a few years ago my mate threw up into his hands (there was no where else to puke), he then procedeed to eat it back up cause he didnt want to lob it on the floor of the coach.

I have a vomit phobia as it is so seeing this for me betters the Im a celebrity scenarios

 

[Artois]

back in the days when I lived in my flat, I was a very lazy lad. Beer cans, dirty plates, dirty washing everywhere.


Well one day, I opened a fresh can of lager, had a sip then put it down to do something.

Went back to pick it up again soon after, tipped my head back and took a massive swig of.........



....3 week old lager from the wrong can.


It was by far the most rank taste I have ever experienced. It was not just warm and totally flat but was full of what looked like mould. It tasted nothing like lager, It made my tongue feel like it was on fire, the rest of it just seemed to get stuck in my throat. Needless to say I ran into the bathroom and made myself get rid of it, although I'm sure I was going to chunder it up naturally a few seconds later anyway.

Everytime I think about it, it makes my throat cease up and I have to try extremely hard not to puke everywhere. On that note I have to rush to the toilet right now........

 

[tedebear]

On a coach back from homelands a few years ago my mate threw up into his hands (there was no where else to puke), he then procedeed to eat it back up cause he didnt want to lob it on the floor of the coach.

I have a vomit phobia as it is so seeing this for me betters the Im a celebrity scenarios

oooooooh no no no Churchill

 

[London Calling]

The usual student party ....where after running out of alcohol, I ate a rubber plant washed down with a bottle of vinegar


A whole tin of spanish olives whilst drinking spirits before we went out and seeing them again, whole, later that night

later that evening we were in a mexican and as a complement the staff offered us tequila with a very pissed snake at the bottom of the bottle....


a undercooked piece of liver plus beer, both appearing later


Oh I nearly forgot the small bag of mushrooms.


LC

 

[Meade's Ball]

I just remembered i ate an egg sandiwch i had found in a pub ashtray. Ahh Christmas Eve in the Rosehill Tavern.
Luckily i am also a smoker.

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Stealing stuff from the fridge as a very young kid, I didn't discriminate too much about what I nicked as I was in a hurry so as not to get caught. So I ate the paste in a bag which turned out to be....live yeast.

A bizarre sensation and a truly awful, disgusting taste. Don't try it kids.

 

[CHAPPERS]

The tequila with the lickle worm in it is well nice even if the feeling as it rattles down your throat is a little strange.

I've also done the old lager thing before once with fag butts in it but i can honestly say the most disgusting thing i've EVER had in my mouth is a McDonalds Filet-o-Fish.