What's your first name?

[Bono]

Richard.....

 

[chips and gravy]

I have a confession to make. It isn't Maud.

I do have something in common with Kerry though

Is your surname some type of condiment?

Admit it - you're called Maud Ketchup aren't you?

 

[Seagullmatt]

Just had to check my birth certificate. Apparently it's Matthew. Funny that.

 

[Yorkie]

Is your surname some type of condiment?

Admit it - you're called Maud Ketchup aren't you?

Sussed

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Er......

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

I'm Frank, in fact I can be very blunt if I have to be.

You are also a twat

 

[kalinski]

Liam

 

[Wilko]

Matthew - not Matt, ok !!!

 

[Seagullmatt]

Matthew - not Matt, ok !!!

Used to think the same but Matthew sounds a bit wossie. Matt sounds a lot more..... cool (for want of a better word.)

 

[Wilko]

Used to think the same but Matthew sounds a bit wossie. Matt sounds a lot more..... cool (for want of a better word.)

Always used to be matt until I was about 14, then i thought ui was a bit common, plus girls seem to like matthew more than matt

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

I'm Michael, if you didn't understand my username.

 

[Dover]

Paul. Short name for a short bloke, and it means small. Cheers Mum!

 

[Citrus]

TOM

 

[albiongirl]

Julie but my family and friends call me JUE or Jules

 

[John Dorian]

Dave ... the bestest name in the universe...

 

[Turkey]

Bernard!

Although most people call me SIMON or TURKEY.

In fact. Everyone calls me TURKEY.

 

[Curious Orange]

I have a confession to make. Turns out my name isn't Dominar Rygel XVI after all. Just checked with my Mother, and she reckons my name is Andrew, apparently.

 

[Beach Hut]

My name is Larry - take my hand

 

[oapdodge]

Matthew - not Matt, ok !!!

Ok for your lift tomorrow MATTHEW.about 8.15.
Cheers Mate. Sorry Matehew.
Mart

 

[Hunting 784561]

My real name is Dixie
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Dixie Normuss


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