what's your fetish

[otk]

I don't see Parkinsons as being a 'nice bonus'

It would appear we have a situation where I see it as a nice bonus and you don't

Not that important really when we think of all the bad things happening in the world

 

[Everest]

Let's hope you don't get Parkinsons then

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Let's hope you don't get Parkinsons then

 

[Triggaaar]

I do like a girl in glasses...add a tartan skirt and...Roberts ya fathers brother

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[Everest]

Cock

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Cock

no sense of humour alert

 

[Everest]

no sense of humour alert

I have a very good sense of humour thanks, but not when it comes to something that has affected family members.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

I like to dress up as Time Team's Dr Phil Harding and pretend the other half is Dr Alice Roberts. When I climax, I give it the full "Ooh Aaaaaargh!" in my best West Country accent. Like a pirate.

You cant beat a bit of saucy archeological role play you sexy beast.
Genuine laugh out load from me

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

I have a very good sense of humour thanks, but not when it comes to something that has affected family members.

i know i've had the same situation, BUT IN THIS INSTANCE

 

[otk]

If you are going to get snotty about any thread that mentions a family issue, probably best if you pack it in

 

[Everest]

Ooh. Get her.

I wouldn't have said anything else on the matter if DR hadn't replied.

You find it funny, I don't.
End of.

 

[Sloe Joe]

Don't make passes with girls in glasses I was told.
I' now unhapilly married to a microscope.
I wish I'd listened.

 

[rocker959]

I cannot reach orgasm unless I am slapped with wet tea bags and have a rubber duck thrust up my rectum !

 

[red star portslade]

A mate's wife liked to have her clopper patted with stinging nettles. apparently she used to make her spurt like Moby Dick!

 

[upthealbion1970]

A mate's wife liked to have her clopper patted with stinging nettles. apparently she used to make her spurt like Moby Dick!

Clopper

 

[Puppet Master]

titsssssssssss

 

[jaywalker]

Her Father owns a Brewery and she's a Nympho.

 

[cloud]

A mate's wife liked to have her clopper patted with stinging nettles. apparently she used to make her spurt like Moby Dick!

More amazed that she thought to try doing that in the first place, TBH

 

[jaywalker]

Not shaved -not scented. ie Natural.

 

[Willy Dangle]

A fishnet bodystocking does wonders.

Liking ATM doesn't hurt either.

I agree but my Mrs wants to where one as well and that is just wrong.