Seagull58
In the Algarve
I spent thousands on a wife 20 years, probably around 10 grand for the wedding. Got rid of it a few years later as I'd hardly used it.
Thousands on bowling balls over the last 15 or so years (although in the earlier years it was parent-funded haha!).
At £100-£250 a pop they're pretty expensive, I have 6 that I use right now. Even my bowling SHOES were £120!
Two grand on my time trial bike. Total bike-related expenditure over last ten years would be something obscene.