What's the most inappropriate job to have a wank at work?

[Buzzer]

I was thinking tv reporter, bereavement counsellor or lollipop lady.

 

[Don Quixote]

Teacher

 

[porkdog]

vicar

 

[Man of Harveys]

Undertaker receptionist or primary school teacher. Good thread.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Surgeon

 

[Buzzer]

Glad you like it. Professional darts player

 

[skipper734]

STD Doctor!

 

[Man of Harveys]

Austrian court stenographer

 

[clippedgull]

MP during a House of Commons sitting.

 

[porkdog]

Premiership Manager, being interviewed live on tv

 

[The Large One]

Furniture restorer who operates only with sandpaper.

 

[ali jenkins]

Lifeguard?

Mind you, seeing some of the people that think it is ok to walk around in a bikini despite the fact they weigh over 20st I would be amazed if I could get it up at work!

 

[porkdog]

Furniture restorer who operates only with sandpaper.

ouch

 

[skipper734]

Primary school teacher.

 

[Buzzer]

Abu Hamza

 

[Walkers Cajun Squirrel]

Primary school teacher.

Nursery teacher??

 

[The Large One]

Electrician.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Austrian Cellar Fitter

 

[skipper734]

Nursery teacher??

Winner!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Johnny Depp during the filming of Edward Scissorhands