Whats the fastest cake on earth?

Wozza · Dec 4, 2004

Scone.

Braders · Dec 4, 2004

Schrödinger's Toad · Dec 4, 2004

I reckon an Eccles cake could pick up some velocity to be fair.

¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤ · Dec 4, 2004

That joke is flawed as it's not pronounced "skon" !!!!!!!!!!

Wozza · Dec 4, 2004

You're a tough audience.

Albion Rob · Dec 4, 2004

I was speaking to a mate the other day and he said that something called electricity has just been evented.

Thoughts?

¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤ · Dec 4, 2004

When are we gonna sign Andrei Kanch...... oh I can't be arsed actually.

The Clown of Pevensey Bay · Dec 4, 2004

DÃnN¥ §ëÃGuLL© said:
That joke is flawed as it's not pronounced "skon" !!!!!!!!!!

It bloody is.

Kryten · Dec 4, 2004

i wouldn't really call it a cake

Wozza · Dec 4, 2004

Oh f*** off. :lolol:

Kryten · Dec 4, 2004

Wozza said:
Oh f*** off.

Everest · Dec 4, 2004

Allen (Batten)Berg was pretty quick when he raced.

:dunce:

¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤ · Dec 4, 2004

The Clown of Pevensey Bay said:
It bloody is.

Snot

Marc · Dec 4, 2004

Albion Rob said:
I was speaking to a mate the other day and he said that something called electricity has just been evented.

Thoughts?

evented? is that something thats been invented in the EventII?

¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤ · Dec 4, 2004

I was conceived in there

Tom Hark Preston Park · Dec 4, 2004

Formula Bun? :blush:

Scarface · Dec 5, 2004

What's the quickest drink?

Milk. Cos its pasturised (past your eyes)...

yeah i know, tumbleweed.

¡Cereal Killer! · Dec 5, 2004

chocolate one but it wasnt me

Tom Hark Preston Park · Dec 5, 2004

What's the fastest sweet in the world?

Ferrari Rocher

dougdeep · Dec 5, 2004

What are the fastest crisps? Plane.