What's always in your pockets?

[Pogue Mahone]

Pretty Green (full).

Are you gonna put it in the fruit machine?

 

[Randsta]

Nothing while at work

 

[shaolinpunk]

Phone, loose change, gum, wallet, keys

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

But being a responsible dog owner, I can always guarantee any of my pockets, that I choose to put my hand in, will always have a pooh bag (unused) in it.

This..and often dog treats or chews

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

My nob

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Hanky and loose change in the right
notes in the left

keys and wallet go in my jacket inside pockets
phone sits in my shirt top pocket

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Am I the only person to have a comb in my pocket?

 

[Hove Seagull]

My nob

Is that dressing to the left or the right, sir?

 

[Hove Seagull]

My nob

Is that dressing to the left or the right, sir?

 

[Everest]

A grand piano just in case I get caught short and need a tinkle

 

[banjo]

Cash, key, phone and season ticket if off to see the Albion play.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Is that dressing to the left or the right, sir?

Both mate its so big thru one pocket and out the other

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

What's always in your pockets?

The wife.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

The wife.

I think it's the other way round, my friend !!