What's always in your pockets?

[Stat Brother]

I can't guarantee keys, loose change or my wallet will always be in one of my pockets.

But being a responsible dog owner, I can always guarantee any of my pockets, that I choose to put my hand in, will always have a pooh bag (unused) in it.

Anything else?

 

[Eric Potts]

One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them.

 

[fire&skill]

Yep - I'm with you on the poo bag. Also, a plectrum because it makes me feel cool when I pull change out.

 

[Stat Brother]

Yep - I'm with you on the poo bag. Also, a plectrum because it makes me feel cool when I pull change out.

The exact opposite of a pooh bag.

 

[Easy 10]

Wallet, keys, phone.

A man should need nothing else. Except maybe some Polo's.

 

[Elvis]

A pooh bag, weird thing is I don't own a dog!

 

[Deleted member 18477]

Wallet, keys, phone, chewing gum.

 

[Bozza]

iPhone and a handkerchief.

 

[smeariestbat]

phone, wallet, car key

 

[Sausage]

A sausage.

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

Wallet, keys, phone handkerchief

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

Keys, wallet, phone. Scissors and ruler (I'm a knitter)

 

[Max Paper]

Change iPhone chewing gum wallet

 

[Superphil]

Hankerchief, wallet, change.

 

[The Wookiee]

My hand

 

[Hyperion]

iPhone and a handkerchief.

Disgusting!!

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Tissues and my £10 Samsung mobile phone. Who the hell uses a handkerchief in 2012?!? Disgusting.

 

[skipper734]

Bozza is like the Queen, he doesn't use money.

 

[The Lemming Stomper]

fluff

 

[8ace]

I always have a pen (Ladbrokes or Totesport) in my pocket