What would you like to see in the seemingly empty corners of the stadium?

[The Large One]

Parking bays for jetpacks.

 

[Titanic]

Some huge SUB-WOOFER SPEAKERS so the stadium literally ROCKS when we score a goal!!!!

 

[GOM]

Some huge SUB-WOOFER SPEAKERS so the stadium literally ROCKS when we score a goal!!!!

Oh dear....

 

[Return of the Rev]

big sacks full of cash from the 83 final please

 

[Curious Orange]

A block of flats with an attractive young lady doing the washing up in her kitchen, not at all bothered by the football... naked!

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Sand pit, shot-put net, mini running track, and a shit plastic dugout.

 

[Return of the Rev]

A block of flats with an attractive young lady doing the washing up in her kitchen, not at all bothered by the football... naked!

ok forget the 83 cash i'm with you on this one,can she hang some washing out on her balcony please

 

[strings]

Sounds like a good place to store monster trucks for the half time show.

Sand pit, shot-put net, mini running track, and a shit plastic dugout.

Could we transplant the Withdean Hammer net, for old times' sake?

 

[crodonilson]

You could have four different zones of the crystal maze, aztec, medieval, ocean and futuristic and Richard O'Brien could deliver us some decent half time entertainment for a change.

 

[Taybha]

the bee gees

 

[Trufflehound]

The Hanging Gardens of Babylon. Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the Downs.

 

[Curious Orange]

ok forget the 83 cash i'm with you on this one,can she hang some washing out on her balcony please

Yes, yes she can.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I mean it: I want jacuzzis in each corner, including one set aside for the away fans. BUT for there also to be a massive discount for blokes that weigh over 20 stone. Just IMAGINE the fun and "laugh at the fatties" antics.

 

[Nibble]

 

[Zamora For England]

At West Ham they have two large banners in the corners, the height of the stadium, of Booby Moore and Trevor Brooking. We could have the same, but of DOUG LOFT and FEDERICO TURIENZO, or realistically Peter Ward and some other legends.

 

[supaseagull]

Gallows containing the following

Bill Archer
David Bellotti
Greg Stanley
Norman Baker

 

[Grovesyg]

squash courts or bouncy castles?

 

[The Large One]

Raised stopping stations for the roof-top rollercoaster.

 

[somerset]

I like the jacuzzi idea by MOH,... just like at the cricket in the West Indies.....

 

[Badger]

Indian run newsagents (not that I'm stereotyping you understand)