What would you do if you found a couple Making love in the woods?

[The Uninvited Guest]

1. Hurry past looking the other way.
2. Wish them a good day.
3. If you are not noticed and have your digital camera with you, take pics go home and post pics on NSC.
4. Hide in the bushes and have a wank.

 

[Lander]

2,3, and 4

 

[kevtherev]

5.Strip off and join in

 

[GT49er]

Hide their clothes!

 

[pishhead]

Tell the missus to stop being such a dirty bitch and to go home.

 

[Ditchboy]

The Uninvited Guest - location.......rural East Sussex!

 

[BensGrandad]

Like the couple caught performing ina car by old bill who said ' right that it I'm next and the bloke got out the car trembling and old bill asked whats wrong with you I'm not nicking you. Bloke replied Ive never f....d a copper before. Old I know but quite funny.

 

[cannedheat]

Been caught, we just carried on and the doggy walker who saw us just smiled and strolled off.

 

[Braders]

you've got PICTURES haven't you


if so 3.

 

[NMH]

Assist in spit roasting the filthy bint

 

[The Uninvited Guest]

What if was a couple of fudge packers?

 

[telemetry]

If it were a self hating closet case who secretly has desires for other men and hasn't the courage to be himself - then I would walk on by because the world is full of them. I would acknowledge the birds in the trees as their existence is far more important in my opinion.
If it were a male and female then I would secretely resent their arrogance and it would probably put me in a bad mood for the rest of the day. But as with life - appearances are always deceptive.

 

[FATBOY DIM]

As its a wood in Brighton it would probably be a gay and incestuous relationship. SO I WOULD RUN A MILE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Regina_George]

If it's a random couple, I'd become a photographer for a few moments, and then upload them on here. If it was my bird and some guy (one guy comes to mind thats in the year below her at uni who also has a bird yet won't leave my girl alone) I would still take photos, and then either deck him or do the same with his lady