What would they be called if they were English?

[graz126]

micheal ballack..... micky bollock ...germany
ulise de la cruz..... julie of the cross.... ecuador
luis antonio valencia.... lewis anthony valencia...ecuador
sol campbell...sun ding dong...england
stern john... solid johnny... trinidad and tobago
fredrik ljungberg... alfred youngberg....sweden
cristiano ronaldo...christian ronald
luca toni...lucas anthony...italy
daniele de rossi... daniel the red...italy
petr cech...peter check...czech
adriano...adrian...brazil
ronaldo...ronald...brazil
kaka... crap...brazil
tranquillo barnetta... quiet hairdo

 

[Gully]

Eusebio - Hughsey-boyo (Welsh translation)
Pele - Paul
Jordi Cruyff - Geordie Crufts
Johnnie Rep - Durex Salesman

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Day Vid Ginola

 

[NewtownRoad]

Roy McKay = Roy Kay.