What would be your perfect Xmas present ?

[Commander]

A drill that would enable me to drill to the centre of the Earth.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I'm no expert, but I think giving dogs wine, is largely frowned upon.

I'll give you that one

 

[Spicy]

To see my son more

Hope you get what you want this Christmas.

 

[Spicy]

A Mulberry handbag.

 

[Daffy Duck]

A shiny new red Ferrari please Santa.

 

[hybrid_x]

the gift of being able to ban christmas.

 

[m20gull]

A chocolate springer puppy dog and the time to train it properly.

 

[nwgull]

A time machine to be able to go back and stop myself making some of the mistakes I made in my 20s. Failing that, if my missis could make beer come out of her tits, that'd be nice.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

To, just one year, have my children Christmas Eve and the whole of Christmas Day.

 

[Questions]

For me it would be a miracle present from above with the promise that there would be an end to all the worlds war and famines and a future where mankind can live together in peace and harmony.
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. Only joking, not really, mines a blow job off Nigella Lawson.

 

[Justice]

A Mulberry handbag.

What is it with you women? That's the only thing my Mrs wants.

 

[FOOTSKI]

A time machine to be able to go back and stop myself making some of the mistakes I made in my 20s. Failing that, if my missis could make beer come out of her tits, that'd be nice.

Sometimes you guys make me giggle like i girl........ i love this site

 

[desprateseagull]

a safe, warm home for everyone. NO ONE should be like this, in 21st century>>

 

[Colossal Squid]

I'd really really REALLY like a go on Kelly Brook.

Unwrap her Christmas morning and I'd only resurface to tuck into some much needed sustenance and keep the energy levels up

 

[Man of Harveys]

The 1910 Charity Shield programme

That would be a holy grail. Did they even have them back then? Love seeing the old programmes online: great work sir.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

A Dukla Prague away kit

 

[Beach Hut]

A Dukla Prague away kit

Really ? What would be the significance in that

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Really ? What would be the significance in that

Google is your friend

 

[Beach Hut]

Google is your friend

Got it

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

All of the above plus a long-term contract signed by Rohan Ince.