what will be on your gravestone?

[desprateseagull]

following on from the funeral music
(i would have 'yesterday' by the beatles?
then 'another one bites the dust', or maybe 'we will rock you',
by queen, then spirit in the sky (dr & medics) to usher people
out, to the pub...

but back to tombstones...

'ouch, that hurts!'
'do not disturb'
'wake me at timbuktu'
'reserved'

others? better?

 

[MRRF 10]

i will haunt you if you tread on my grave

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

"I told you I was ill"

 

[MRRF 10]

i told you the breaks were faulty

 

[Meade's Ball]

"Good riddance to bad rubbish."
"C*nt"
"Here lies proof that Kendo Nagasaki is not a poof."

 

[MRRF 10]

sue god for me

 

[Citrus]

'I'm still alive...'

 

[Biscuit]

"Here lies the body of [insert name here] " or is that to unorigional?

 

[Stumpy Tim]

To quote Captain Darling, "Made a note in my diary on the way over. Simply said, Bugger"

 

[Sam]

"Here lies the body of [insert name here] " or is that to unorigional?

very original...

 

[Turkey]

"Almost made all 46"

 

[Dunkstar]

"Brighton til i die
Unfortunately God supports Palace!"

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Good riddance
The bastard left as nothing in his will so all he got was this lousy gravestone

 

[Razi]

Couple of amusing ones... (-1 point for Danny Seagull for stealing Spike Milligan's epitaph without due credit)..

Mary, Mary, quite contrary
How does your garden grow?
Quite well, I bet, since it's well fed
By her body decomposing below

Beneath this stone lies a merry lass
Who aimed the brake and hit the gas

 

[Juan Albion]

I demand a second opinion!

 

[perth seagull]

"I'm Buried On Top Of An Ancient Treasure. I Dare You To Dig My Grave".

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

This is the grave of David Frank Bellotti
He used to be a lying bastard
Now he's a lying bastard

 

[Sigull]

I'd rather be here than Selhurst

 

[fatbadger]

"Brighton and Hove Albion sent me here, early."

Probably.

 

[Van der Gully]

Pigeon crap probably, perhaps I should ask to be buried near the sea so an occasional gull can make a deposit...